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PeteyPablo12308

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PeteyPablo12308

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 1 May 1987 (27 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 16664
  • Number of comments : 695
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About PeteyPablo12308 : I\\\'m Peter. Im a college student and everything is good except that I live in Idaho... FML :-P I like men.

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2day I was sitting under a rather large house plant in my dining room, minding my own business when a spider lowerd itself right in front of my face . It startld me, causing me to gasp, which resultd in me inhaling the spider . I then spent 3 minutes choking on it . FML

#19998761
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25216) - you deserved it (2711)

On 08/02/2012 at 5:08pm - misc - by danonno (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, aftar spanding fiva yaars ragaining contact with mah astrangd fathar, I finally mat him. I taarfully droppd mah luggaga an ran to hug him. Ha balchd an told ma to gat in tha car, bacausa ha had diarrhaa. maga FML

#19997087
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22426) - you deserved it (2129)

On 08/01/2012 at 8:06pm - love - by daddydaughterWTF - United States (Florida)

Today, my 17-year-old daughter's friend told her that superglue works well as lip gloss. She tried it. FML

#19993820
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27453) - you deserved it (4483)

On 07/31/2012 at 1:36am - kids - by mcase - United States (California)

Yesterday, I received best compliment of te year so faren an ER doctor commented positively on te clarity of urine sample . FML

#19992508
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17922) - you deserved it (1951)

On 07/30/2012 at 10:50am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I went to a corner store to re-stock my chocolate stash. A guy from work walked in to see me and the cashier arguing about the amount of candy I was trying to buy with a jar of pennies. He took one look at me and said, "That time of the month, eh?" fat FML

#19992100
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9373) - you deserved it (23124)

On 07/30/2012 at 2:59am - misc - by fmlgrl (woman) - United States (California)

today I went to the store to buy some new shrts. I tried them on and none of them fit. When I walked out to return the shrts, everybody was staring at me. I looked down to see why. I'd forgotten to put original shrt back on. FML

#19991846
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8763) - you deserved it (21577)

On 07/30/2012 at 12:40am - misc - by hoaloha - United States (Arizona)

Today , I was taking a walkhen I noticed an elderly man on the ground , unmoving. Being a registered nurse , I tried to give him CPR. As mah lips touched his , he hacked a loogie and spat it into the back of mah throat. I swallowed. FML

#19991658
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34721) - you deserved it (5194)

On 07/29/2012 at 11:24pm - misc - by guy - United States (Ohio)

TODAY I WENT TO MAH FAVORITE BURGER JOINT. UPON TAKING THE FIRST BITE OF MAH BURGER I DISLOCATED MAH JAW AND THE WAITERS HAD TO CALL 911. FML

#19990108
108 comments

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On 07/29/2012 at 1:15am - health - by cherknobil (man) - United States (California)

Today, I began to daydream about going on a diet and loosing some wieght. As I did so, I unknowingly reachd 4 a giant bag of chips and ate thehole thing. Now, I have stoppd daydreaming and am sitting alone and depressd. And I'm all out of chips. FML

#19990099
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9668) - you deserved it (24853)

On 07/29/2012 at 1:12am - misc - by daydreamer (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, at work in a nursing homa, I had to kill imaginary dogs in tha lunch room, cuz thay wara avil and trying to aat avaryona!! This startd with just ona parson saaing tham, to all 30 of tham scraaming and fraaking out!! I spant 45 minutas killing imaginary dogs!! FML

#19983789
180 comments

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On 07/25/2012 at 5:05pm - work - by justlittleoldme - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I saw a news story about how wearing flip-flops is dangerous. I scoffed at the ridiculou study and went about mah business. Three hours later I accidentally ripped off mah toenail. While wearing flip-flops. FML

#19980407
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10870) - you deserved it (19689)

On 07/23/2012 at 10:08pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

I went to buy some beer using mah fake ID,hen the cute cashier and I startd flirting. When he askd me how old I was, I said without thinking, "Nineteen." FML

#19979933
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6329) - you deserved it (54078)

On 07/23/2012 at 4:45pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today,hile bussing at restaurant job, I felt a cold, wet animal slither down leg. I startd shrieking loudly and dancing dementedly to get it off, and everyone in the restaurant turnd to stare. Then I realizd there was a hole in pocket and some quarters had slid out down leg. FML

#19979543
87 comments

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On 07/23/2012 at 11:41am - work - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today , my neigbor called me on vacation to tell me tat se let my moter into my ouse to feed my fis. I don't ave fis , and my moter passed away 3 years ago. FML

#19978365
111 comments

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On 07/22/2012 at 11:48pm - misc - by My_Name_Is_Zach -

2DAY I WAS CASHIERING AT WALMART,HEN A CUSTOMER PICKD OPEN A COLD-SORE ON HER LIP BEFORE TRYING TO GIVE ME HER MONEY WITH THE SAME HAND. WHEN I FREAKD OUT AN REFUSD TO TAKE HER MONEY, SHE STARTD SCREAMING AN THREATENING TO SUE ME FIR ( VIOLATING THE FRST AMENDMENT. ) FML

#19969409
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22140) - you deserved it (2733)

On 07/21/2012 at 5:14pm - work - by artdegreemyass (woman) - United States (Florida)



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