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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 27 December 1996 (17 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 508
  • Number of comments : 187
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Pesticides : Just a straight guy that likes winking at random people to make them feel awkward . cats. Im currently a junior in highschool. No snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible

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