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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 27 December 1996 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 672
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About Pesticides : Just a straight guy that likes winking at random people to make them feel awkward . cats. Im currently a senior in highschool. No snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible

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