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  • Town/Country : Astoria, United States of America
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 7 September 1994 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 481
  • Number of comments : 35
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, I went to move my dog that had been napping in the middle of my bed for the last few hours, only to discover that he wasn't napping. He died. FML

#12964017
277 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50451) - you deserved it (2171)

On 09/08/2010 at 3:23pm - animals - by jrad - United States (Georgia)

Today, my girlfriend of 2 years broke up with me because she said I was more of a woman than she was. I yelled out, "I HATE YOU!" and started to cry. She then took a tampon out of her purse, handed it to me, laughed, and walked away. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13551) - you deserved it (52571)

On 07/24/2010 at 6:53am - misc - by GirlishMan1883897 (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I had to take a dump. While looking for a book to read, I sneezed. The force of the sneeze caused me to shit my pants. The glob of dung then ran down my leg before falling out of my shorts onto my carpet, all in less than 5 seconds. Nothing in my life has prepared me for this. FML

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217 comments

I agree, your life sucks (75035) - you deserved it (10609)

On 10/14/2009 at 1:01pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)



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