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Person1233
  • Town/Country : Central Jersey, United States of America
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 28 May 1986 (27 years)
  • Number of visits : 4514
  • Number of comments : 1538
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 77 posted

About Person1233 : I enjoy forcing my body to run and bike more than it thought it ever would.

I also enjoy commenting on FMLs hoping to appear witty. Many times I fail at this.

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Person1233's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out the hard way that everyone in my dorm knows I watch My Little Pony. FML

#18047257
372 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10382) - you deserved it (36167)

On 10/22/2011 at 4:25pm - work - by Brony - United States (Ohio)

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend humping my stuffed rabbit. I thought he was trying to be funny until I saw that he had an erection. FML

#4570183
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55092) - you deserved it (4092)

On 08/16/2009 at 9:58am - intimacy - by bunny (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I sneezed so hard I herniated my back. After passing out from the pain I awoke on the floor covered in my own shit and piss. Unable to move, I had to wait in this state for four hours for my wife to return home from work, clean me up and take me to the hospital. FML

#2729
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42669) - you deserved it (2041)

On 01/26/2009 at 7:02pm - health - by Noname - Japan (Fukuoka)



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