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Persephon3
  • Town/Country : United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 10 July 1994 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 95
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I watched my father attempt to light a cigar with the stove and end up burning off some hair and eyebrows. He tried to play it cool, said, "Haircuts are too expensive these days anyway." and walked out, his head smoking. This man is a college professor. FML

Today, my husband woke up, rolled over, and said, "Good morning, beautiful." He hasn't called me that in months, but as I was about to reply, I realized he was talking to his pet turtle, not me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35466) - you deserved it (2893)

On 03/18/2013 at 3:38pm - love - by Maggie - United States

Today, my grandfather asked me why the broccoli I served for dinner was white. I told him it was cauliflower. He would't believe me, accused me of being a Russian spy, and stormed out. FML

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On 01/15/2013 at 7:58pm - misc - by veggieluver (woman) - United States (New York)



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