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Today, I was rushed to the hospital because I was crying so hard I couldn't breathe. Why was I crying? My favorite anime character died. FML

#7711889 (311)

I agree, your life sucks (11053) - you deserved it (56307)

On 01/30/2010 at 3:54pm - misc - by Obsessed (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I watched Paranormal Activity which is known to be the scariest film ever. After the film, I went to brush my teeth and out of the corner of my eye I saw the bathroom door closing by itself. I jumped out of my skin and stabbed myself in the eye with my toothbrush. It was just my dog. FML

#6436100 (151)

I agree, your life sucks (7753) - you deserved it (21245)

On 11/24/2009 at 1:45pm - animals - by J (woman) - United Kingdom (Somerset)

Today, I went outside to enjoy the cool air without my glasses. I saw my neighbor doing the same, so I waved and said hi. When she didn't respond, I yelled and went back inside. It was only later when I went back out with my glasses on that I realized I was being ignored by a Halloween decoration. FML

#5849448 (54)

I agree, your life sucks (5718) - you deserved it (19414)

On 10/16/2009 at 9:39am - misc - by Phazzer (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I had an argument with my wife. I told her to get back in the kitchen. How does she respond? By doing what I told her to do, and returning to hit me with a frying pan. FML

#5811871 (369)

I agree, your life sucks (5629) - you deserved it (71579)

On 10/13/2009 at 2:54am - love - by PanFace (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was getting a pedicure and the woman sitting next to me asked the lady if she could take the skin she had scraped off my feet home to her birds because they love skin. She then describes for 20 minutes how her birds love to sit on her when her sunburn is peeling and eat her skin. FML

#3199302 (301)

I agree, your life sucks (66776) - you deserved it (2431)

On 06/25/2009 at 4:34am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I asked a girl out and made plans to go see a movie. About 5 minutes in, I made a move to put my arm around her and smashed her in the face. FML

#2733266 (112)

I agree, your life sucks (14575) - you deserved it (31439)

On 06/09/2009 at 1:45am - love - by Ryan746 (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was working at a day care center. A 5 year old boy came up to me telling me he wanted to eat my face. Confused, I asked him why. He said, "Because your face looks like pizza." FML

#2406815 (139)

I agree, your life sucks (39328) - you deserved it (3376)

On 05/29/2009 at 5:09pm - health - by PiZzA_FaCe (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my football club gave us all jerseys with our last names on them. My last name is 'Flicker'. The letters are all in uppercase. And the 'L' and the 'I' are joined together at the bottom. My jersey reads 'FUCKER'. FML

#1923265 (404)

I agree, your life sucks (87652) - you deserved it (7296)

On 05/14/2009 at 3:23am - misc - by Flicker (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, was my birthday. My friends love to play pranks on me. So when I entered the door for my surprise party, I became aware of the surroundings. There was nothing. Everyone was staring as I slowly entered the room. When I closed the door behind me, a freaking bucket of pee fell all over me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (68097) - you deserved it (3297)

On 04/18/2009 at 12:44am - misc - by fmylifebadddd (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I opened a packet of cereal and it exploded on my keyboard; now, my keyboard crackles. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8727) - you deserved it (6227)

On 12/20/2008 at 3:16am - misc - by Rabzouz - Sent from mobile version



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