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Today, my girlfriend of over a year said she has been faking her orgasms since the first time we've had sex. FML


I agree, your life sucks (48311) - you deserved it (20038)

On 07/14/2009 at 2:19pm - intimacy - by guess28 (man) - Puerto Rico

Today, I left the house for a while and when I came back my husband was wearing my lacy lingerie. He looks better in it than I do. FML


I agree, your life sucks (47682) - you deserved it (7437)

On 06/27/2009 at 11:01pm - misc - by Tonya (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was talking to my only grandson about how I was going to the dentist to get my teeth fixed and how it was going to cost a lot of money, he replied saying "Who cares, you're going to die soon anyways". FML


I agree, your life sucks (64719) - you deserved it (3766)

On 06/21/2009 at 5:46pm - health - by oldtimerclark - United States (Georgia)

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