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Pentagram82
  • Town/Country : Springfield, Usa
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  • Birth Date : Sunday 10 January 1982 (31 years)
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Today, my girlfriend of over a year said she has been faking her orgasms since the first time we've had sex. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39243) - you deserved it (15118)

On 07/14/2009 at 2:19pm - intimacy - by guess28 (man) - Puerto Rico

Today, I left the house for a while and when I came back my husband was wearing my lacy lingerie. He looks better in it than I do. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38954) - you deserved it (5508)

On 06/27/2009 at 11:01pm - misc - by Tonya (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was talking to my only grandson about how I was going to the dentist to get my teeth fixed and how it was going to cost a lot of money, he replied saying "Who cares, you're going to die soon anyways". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (53208) - you deserved it (2518)

On 06/21/2009 at 5:46pm - health - by oldtimerclark - United States (Georgia)



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