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Today, my dad and his new wife got their wedding pictures done. Out of over 150 pictures, I was only in one. The family dog was in all of them. In the one picture of me, I was holding the dog's leash while he took a dump. FML
by puppydrama / 01/30/2013 at 4:05pm / United States / Animals
by Sivvus / 04/20/2011 at 12:13pm / Reserved / Transportation
Today, while at training with several of my co-workers, I realized I was the only woman. The only thing one of them said to me the entire day was "DUDE!" while staring at my chest as I took my coat off in the morning. FML
by Anonymous / 01/12/2011 at 9:15pm / United States (Maryland) / Work
Today, I finally finished painting a house that took me 3 weeks to complete at 10 hours a day, including weekends, due to my dedication to perfection. When I went to meet with the homeowner for pay day, which was supposed to be $2000, he gave me $200, 5 tacos and then told me to "get the f*** off my lawn." FML
by Anonymous / 08/02/2010 at 1:05am / United States (Florida) / Work
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