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Peacock_Man
  • Town/Country : The Woodlands, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 9 September 1995 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 82
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Peacock_Man : Born in New Zealand lives in Texas now.

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Peacock_Man's favorite FMLs

Today, I learned that my parents are planning to divorce. My dad said, "I'll take Rachel." Rachel isn't even his daughter; I am. Rachel is my mom's daughter with her first husband. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34031) - you deserved it (2211)

On 03/31/2013 at 12:14am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I was on the toilet, when I noticed I could see my daughter dancing in the other room in the mirror, so I took a picture with my phone. After I uploaded it, people pointed out that I was visible in the picture, sitting on the toilet and smiling. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14400) - you deserved it (54656)

On 03/30/2013 at 1:19am - kids - by crunknasty - United States (California)



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