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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 9 September 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 177
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Peacock_Man : Born in New Zealand lives in Texas now.

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Today, I learned that my parents are planning to divorce. My dad said, "I'll take Rachel." Rachel isn't even his daughter; I am. Rachel is my mom's daughter with her first husband. FML


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On 03/31/2013 at 12:14am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I was on the toilet, when I noticed I could see my daughter dancing in the other room in the mirror, so I took a picture with my phone. After I uploaded it, people pointed out that I was visible in the picture, sitting on the toilet and smiling. FML


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