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  • Town/Country : Arlington, United States
  • Title : Mr
  • Birth Date : Sunday 8 March 1992 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 4986
  • Number of comments : 27
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

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About Paynegwynn

I'm a writer/actor/student. I'm also autistic. That pretty much sums me up.

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Today I was discussing sex with some of my guy friends in their dorm and I asked one of them what he would do if I got naked and got in his bed. He replied, "Nothing. You're one of the guys now." They all agreed. FML

#113943 (122)

I agree, your life sucks (45296) - you totally deserved it (14215)

On 02/23/2009 at 2:28pm - intimacy - by NeverGonnaGetAny (woman) - United States (Texas)

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Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. At that point I noticed my phone had fallen out of my pocket in the street and was run over by several cars. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML

#86179 (309)

I agree, your life sucks (283890) - you totally deserved it (15579)

On 02/20/2009 at 3:29am - misc - by Mick (man) - United States (Colorado)

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Today, I took a friend out for what I thought was date. After dinner was over and I paid, she pulled the bill out and wrote her name phone number on it for the waiter. FML

#51117 (26)

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On 02/16/2009 at 1:41am - misc - by Noname (man) - United States (Illinois)

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Today, I found out that I am being sued for losing a set of wedding photos that I took. I lost them by being mugged on the way home after the shoot and £10,000 worth of equipment was stolen from me. FML

#46067 (117)

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On 02/15/2009 at 9:31am - misc - by Xsjado (man) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

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Today, my girlfriend of one month and I had an amazing night of dinner and dancing, but when I leaned in to kiss her, she said, "You're joking right?" FML

#41639 (60)

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On 02/14/2009 at 12:35pm - misc - by semi-depressed (man) - Canada (Ontario)

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Today, we wrote valentine's day poems in class. I wrote a very depressing poem about how I was rejected by all the girls I like and how it hurt to be alone. When it was read to the class, they laughed and told me it was hilarious. Even the teacher. FML

#39551 (61)

I agree, your life sucks (23682) - you totally deserved it (8371)

On 02/13/2009 at 10:10pm - misc - by Yudansha (man) - Canada (Ontario)

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