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Paynegwynn
  • Town/Country : Arlington, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 8 March 1992 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 5557
  • Number of comments : 27
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About Paynegwynn : I'm a writer/actor/student. I'm also autistic. That pretty much sums me up.

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Today, I was discussing sex with my guy friends in their dorm when I asked one of them what he would do if I got naked and crawled into his bed. He replied, "Nothing. You're one of the guys now." They all agreed. FML

#113943
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58818) - you deserved it (20298)

On 02/23/2009 at 2:28pm - intimacy - by NeverGonnaGetAny (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML

#86179
717 comments

I agree, your life sucks (737571) - you deserved it (74061)

On 02/20/2009 at 3:29am - misc - by Mick (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I took a friend out for what I thought was date. After dinner was over and I paid, she pulled the bill out and wrote her name phone number on it for the waiter. FML

#51117
13 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41946) - you deserved it (2671)

On 02/16/2009 at 1:41am - misc - by Noname (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my girlfriend of one month and I had an amazing night of dinner and dancing, but when I leaned in to kiss her, she said, "You're joking right?" FML

#41639
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33903) - you deserved it (2929)

On 02/14/2009 at 12:35pm - misc - by semi-depressed (man) - Canada (Ontario)



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