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Today, I had to give my husband a tutorial on how to use jumper cables. Confused and flustered, he requested written instructions. FML
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Today, my mom was freaking out about me handling a CD-ROM with my bare hands. When I asked her what all the commotion was about, she said she was worried that I would catch "one of those computer viruses" she'd heard about on the news. FML
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On 02/02/2012 at 6:32am - misc - by aliezzedine (man) - Lebanon
Today, I got a parking ticket for parking in my neighbors' parking spot. I parked there because my neighbors were parked in my parking spot. FML
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On 02/02/2012 at 5:28am - money - by carssuck - United States
Today, I came home to a furious wife and an answering machine message from a woman neither of us know claiming I got her pregnant. My wife won't believe she got the wrong number. FML
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Today, my boyfriend of two years accidentally admitted to me that he settled for me because he doesn't think he can do any better. FML
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On 01/28/2012 at 4:30am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I had a testicular ultrasound. The ultrasound tech was a very attractive woman. This is the first time in the past four and a half years a woman has touched my package, and I had to get health issues to make it happen. FML
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Today, while I was getting ready to take a shower, I placed my phone on the counter next to the toilet. While I was washing my hair, someone called me. My phone was on vibrate, so I didn't hear it until it vibrated off the counter and into the toilet. FML
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On 01/22/2012 at 5:03pm - misc - by needanewphone - United States (Illinois)
Today, my father introduced me to his new girlfriend. She could have passed for my little sister, or even worse, my daughter. FML
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On 01/22/2012 at 4:26pm - love - by Laura (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I received a late Christmas present from my estranged father. I was really excited, having neither seen nor heard from him in nearly two years. It was a $200 gift card for a store that only exists in Canada. I don't live in Canada. Not even close. FML
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On 01/01/2012 at 3:06pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)
Today, my 9 month old son realized he is just as tired as I am. His solution is to cry loudly. My solution was to cry along with him. FML
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On 12/28/2011 at 3:14am - kids - by anonymous - United States (Oregon)
Today, I found out that I've been using a "Trick Scale" that my family bought to boost my self esteem so I'd think I was losing weight. I found this out at my physical, where I learned I have actually gained ten pounds. FML
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On 12/28/2011 at 2:57am - health - by Fatty - United States (Illinois)
Today, my 10-year-old brother got the bright idea to urinate in my oven to cool it off. My whole house smells like burnt piss. FML
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On 12/27/2011 at 10:53am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)
Today, my extremely OCD girlfriend wouldn't have sex with me because my bedroom wasn't "properly symmetrical." FML
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On 12/27/2011 at 10:20am - intimacy - by gtfoocd (man) - United States (Connecticut)
Today, my girlfriend referred to her yeast infection as "making bread." I can never look at bread the same way. FML
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On 12/27/2011 at 10:15am - health - by themuffinman (man) - Japan
Today, I was doing my paper round. I got to the last house and thought I had done everything right. I checked my list of houses, and I had done every single one wrong. I went and got all the papers back and delivered them again. That was when I realised I did them right in the first place. FML
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On 01/09/2010 at 5:14am - work - by Harry (man) - United Kingdom (Solihull)
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