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by MM / 02/02/2012 at 9:50am / Miscellaneous
Today, my mom was freaking out about me handling a CD-ROM with my bare hands. When I asked her what all the commotion was about, she said she was worried that I would catch "one of those computer viruses" she'd heard about on the news. FML
by aliezzedine / 02/02/2012 at 6:32am / Lebanon / Miscellaneous
by carssuck / 02/02/2012 at 5:28am / United States / Money
by Innocent / 01/28/2012 at 8:40am / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 01/28/2012 at 4:30am / United States (California) / Love
Today, I had a testicular ultrasound. The ultrasound tech was a very attractive woman. This is the first time in the past four and a half years a woman has touched my package, and I had to get health issues to make it happen. FML
by BigDT / 01/28/2012 at 3:35am / Intimacy
Today, while I was getting ready to take a shower, I placed my phone on the counter next to the toilet. While I was washing my hair, someone called me. My phone was on vibrate, so I didn't hear it until it vibrated off the counter and into the toilet. FML
by needanewphone / 01/22/2012 at 5:03pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
Today, I received a late Christmas present from my estranged father. I was really excited, having neither seen nor heard from him in nearly two years. It was a $200 gift card for a store that only exists in Canada. I don't live in Canada. Not even close. FML
by Anonymous / 01/01/2012 at 3:06pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by anonymous / 12/28/2011 at 3:14am / United States (Oregon) / Kids
Today, I found out that I've been using a "Trick Scale" that my family bought to boost my self esteem so I'd think I was losing weight. I found this out at my physical, where I learned I have actually gained ten pounds. FML
by Fatty / 12/28/2011 at 2:57am / United States (Illinois) / Health
by Anonymous / 12/27/2011 at 10:53am / United States (Texas) / Kids
by gtfoocd / 12/27/2011 at 10:20am / United States (Connecticut) / Intimacy
by themuffinman / 12/27/2011 at 10:15am / Japan / Health
Today, I was doing my paper round. I got to the last house and thought I had done everything right. I checked my list of houses, and I had done every single one wrong. I went and got all the papers back and delivered them again. That was when I realised I did them right in the first place. FML
by Harry / 01/09/2010 at 5:14am / United Kingdom (Solihull) / Work