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PassTheDutch

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 8 July 1992 (24 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 844
  • Number of comments : 209
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About PassTheDutch : Name. Taylor
I love cars, i firmly believe any car has potential to be a nice car as long as the driver isnt a dumbass. i personally prefer muscle cars and more specifically old muscle cars. if i could have any car it would be a 69 chevelle ss 454. Dutch as in Dutch Master.Lick it, Split it, gut it, roll it. I smoke weed, and when i do i use dutches lol. or games or white owls and cigarillos or.. no thats about it. I should be bluntman. Favorite movies: Stepbrothers, Talladega Knights, Pineapple Express, Harold and Kumar 1&2, Clerks 1&2, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Jackass and many more lol i love family guy and south park. My favorite artist would have to be eminem, i like lil wayne too calm down. Alright Peace

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PassTheDutch's favorite FMLs

Today, I walked into a room, where a guy was violently picking his nose. He kept picking. A very pretty girl walked in after me, and he immediately stopped and sat up straight. Apparently, I'm too ugly to motivate strangers to stop excavating their nasal cavities. FML

by uggo / 03/29/2011 at 1:12pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, my boyfriend tried to cure me of my snake phobia by buying one. When he took it out of the cage, it bit him. Now he's terrified of them too. Even worse, he dropped the snake, so it's now loose in our house. FML

by Anonymous / 03/28/2011 at 2:52pm / Macedonia (Struga) / Animals

Today, while driving, I got a call on my cell phone. Trying to be safe and avoid an accident, I pulled into the nearest parking lot before answering. While I was turning in to park, someone rear-ended me. FML

by calling_while_driving / 03/28/2011 at 3:37am / United States (California) / Transportation

Today, I was cooking, and I took a pot of boiling water to the sink to drain. My pot holder slipped, and the boiling water spilled all over my breasts. Second degree boob burns are bad, but losing half a nipple to potato salad is worse. FML

by ouchmytits / 03/28/2011 at 2:42am / United States (Mississippi) / Health

Today, I discovered my cat frequently licks my toothbrush. FML

by upliftmofo / 03/28/2011 at 1:56am / Belgium / Animals

Today, I took the bus to work. A sweet old lady got on after and sat next to me. Halfway there, she fell asleep, her head on my shoulder. I gently tried to wake her up before my stop. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML

by meteorbabe0101 / 04/13/2009 at 10:11pm / United States (Michigan) / Health

Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML

by Mick / 02/20/2009 at 3:29am / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous