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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 8 July 1992 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 753
  • Number of comments : 209
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About PassTheDutch : Name. Taylor
I love cars, i firmly believe any car has potential to be a nice car as long as the driver isnt a dumbass. i personally prefer muscle cars and more specifically old muscle cars. if i could have any car it would be a 69 chevelle ss 454. Dutch as in Dutch Master.Lick it, Split it, gut it, roll it. I smoke weed, and when i do i use dutches lol. or games or white owls and cigarillos or.. no thats about it. I should be bluntman. Favorite movies: Stepbrothers, Talladega Knights, Pineapple Express, Harold and Kumar 1&2, Clerks 1&2, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Jackass and many more lol i love family guy and south park. My favorite artist would have to be eminem, i like lil wayne too calm down. Alright Peace

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Today, I walked into a room, where a guy was violently picking his nose. He kept picking. A very pretty girl walked in after me, and he immediately stopped and sat up straight. Apparently, I'm too ugly to motivate strangers to stop excavating their nasal cavities. FML


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On 03/29/2011 at 1:12pm - misc - by uggo - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to cure me of my snake phobia by buying one. When he took it out of the cage, it bit him. Now he's terrified of them too. Even worse, he dropped the snake, so it's now loose in our house. FML


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On 03/28/2011 at 2:52pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Macedonia (Struga)

Today, while driving, I got a call on my cell phone. Trying to be safe and avoid an accident, I pulled into the nearest parking lot before answering. While I was turning in to park, someone rear-ended me. FML


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On 03/28/2011 at 3:37am - misc - by calling_while_driving - United States (California)

Today, I was cooking, and I took a pot of boiling water to the sink to drain. My pot holder slipped, and the boiling water spilled all over my breasts. Second degree boob burns are bad, but losing half a nipple to potato salad is worse. FML


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On 03/28/2011 at 2:42am - health - by ouchmytits - United States (Mississippi)

Today, I discovered my cat frequently licks my toothbrush. FML


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On 03/28/2011 at 1:56am - animals - by upliftmofo - Belgium

Today, I took the bus to work. A sweet old lady got on after and sat next to me. Halfway there, she fell asleep, her head on my shoulder. I gently tried to wake her up before my stop. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML


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On 04/13/2009 at 10:11pm - health - by meteorbabe0101 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML


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On 02/20/2009 at 3:29am - misc - by Mick (man) - United States (Colorado)

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