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  • Title : Mister
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  • Number of visits : 444
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, while at the gym, I noticed a creepy-looking guy watching me. When I got up from the equipment, I noticed that he sniffed the seat. I didn't say anything the first time. After he did it the second time, I asked him to stop. He bent down and sniffed it without breaking eye contact. FML


I agree, your life sucks (49317) - you deserved it (3661)

On 12/17/2013 at 6:48pm - misc - by gymgirl - United States (Texas)

Today, I was out jogging, when I saw a girl fall off her bike and start crying. I ran over to see if she was hurt. Apparently her neighbour thought I was trying to kidnap her, because he ran out with a baseball bat and threatened to beat me to death if I didn't get lost. FML


I agree, your life sucks (49340) - you deserved it (2975)

On 05/07/2013 at 4:21pm - kids - by bet a woman would've been thanked (man) - United Kingdom (Worcestershire)

Today, I was at the mall with some friends. In the food court we passed by this creepy pervert feeling up a woman. I take a closer look and realize with horror that the guy is my dad in sunglasses and a hat. The lady he was with was not my mom. FML


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On 06/18/2009 at 1:26am - misc - by traumatized (woman) - United States

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