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ParanoidWarpig

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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 29 May 1996 (20 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 250
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, my girlfriend dragged me along to one of her family's paintball matches. Her father is a former marine, and hates my guts. He kept going well out of his way to hunt me down and pump as many rounds into me as possible without causing a scene. FML

by fuck / 04/20/2012 at 10:48pm / United States (Georgia) / Love