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About ParadoxicalPea : Mother of 2, wife, author, poet, artist. I love my coffee and a cigarette while brainstorming on the beach across the street. I also enjoy finding beauty in unexpected places, bacon and trees. I could never live away from the ocean. EVER. I dislike hateful people, chat speak, hair extensions and well, a lot of things. Champion of the underdog, compassionate, I cry when I watch The Lion King, but if you laugh at me for it I WILL hit you. Mmkay? Free spirited, open minded, non judgemental, but that doesn't mean I'm not a huge bitch. Try me.
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Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
Today, and every other night since my new neighbors moved in two weeks ago, their cat has been standing outside my house meowing constantly up at my window, where my cat keeps standing and meowing back. It's like a feline version of Romeo and Juliet, and I can't sleep. FML
Friday 17 October 2014