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About ParadoxTheory : So, I'm Gaz, Hi :)
First off, I quote lyrics. A lot.
Lastly, I'm awesome, so talk to me :D
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Today, I was in a store when a child looked at me and said to his mother "look at that tall man!" His mother replied "he's an evil giant isn't he, darling?" I then mimed being an evil giant to make the kid laugh. His mother slapped me. FML
Today, I found out my little sister was a stripper. At the same time, she found out that when I said I was having a "quiet birthday with some friends," what I really meant was "hiring a stripper to jump out of a cake." FML
Friday 19 September 2014