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About Panthers2016 : I am happy and bubbly. I love Michigan Wolverines and i want to go to the University of Michigan. I get good grades and like school but dont like alot of people there lol.
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Today, I went to my local pool. I lay down in a chair and started tanning. About 30 minutes later, a lady came up to me and said, "Put that away, you pervert, there are children here!" I had a hole in my pants and my penis had started to poke through. FML
Today, I got mauled by some wild animals and had to get my butt cheek stitched up. The embarrassment doesn't end there though; the animals in question were kittens. The nurses on duty laughed and the entire ward found out. FML
Tuesday 3 March 2015