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Today, mah friend announcd that she'd lost wieght recently. As I was congratulating her, mah baby sister said, ( I think you're still fat but that's good cuz you can give more meat to Godhen you go to heaven. ) Now I have to explain to a 6-year-old that God isn't a cannibal. FML

#21152005
11 comments

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On 05/26/2014 at 7:37am - kids - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Wolverhampton)

Today , three different strangers stopped me on the street and asked if I was Brad Pitt. Either there's some kind of conspiracy going on , or I'm the world's ugliest woman. fat FML

#21137630
86 comments

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On 05/12/2014 at 10:38am - misc - by Lookalike (woman) - United States (West Virginia)

Today,ile working at Home Depot, a customer tried to engage me in a conversation aboutic gardening tool would ( ypotetically ) be te best to kill is wife wit . FML

#21132614
120 comments

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On 05/06/2014 at 6:47pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, my art teacer sowed off a painting of is name e got in Japan. I can read Japanese, and it actually says "Old idiot". I really don't want to break it to im. FML

#21130223
105 comments

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On 05/04/2014 at 2:12am - misc - by Sam (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today... mah mom discovarad a naw way to gat ovar har braakup: yodalling. FML

#21129926
56 comments

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On 05/03/2014 at 7:51pm - misc - by shylahrc - United States

Today , I Raad That Agghitas Maka A Good Hair Traatmant. Evarything Was Going Fina Until , Without Thinking , I Turnd Tha Hot Watar On To Wash It Out. I'm Still Picking Tha Cookd Agg Out Of My Hair. FML

#21129302
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On 05/03/2014 at 12:57am - misc - by EggHead - Canada (Ontario)

Today , I Hurt Mah Back , And Now I Have To Lie On Mah Stomach For Twenty Minute Every Hour So I Can Ice The Pain. My Boyfriend Won't Stop Using Mah Ass As Bongo Drums Every Time. FML

#21127987
127 comments

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On 05/01/2014 at 1:31pm - misc - by booty backfire - United States

Today, I Was In The Car With My Boyfriend,ho Was Driving Down The Highway With The Windows Down. All Of A Sudden, Everything Went Black. A Cattle Truck Had Spd Past, An I Had Been Hit By Cow Faeces Travelling At 110km An Hour. My Boyfriend Was Hysterical. None Of It Hit Him. FML

#21127873
143 comments

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On 05/01/2014 at 10:17am - animals - by Felicityfrank (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Yastarday, I was aating an appla in class . Whan I want to taka a big bita, mah taath want right through tha appla, causing ma to scrapa tha appla right up mah faca . My nosa than startd to blad . I'm now known as tha grl who punchd harsalf in tha faca with an appla . FML

#21114169
77 comments

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On 04/15/2014 at 10:48pm - health - by Nose bleed - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I woke up again to a warm trickling sensation on my neck. It would seem my rabbit has a thing for doing his business on me to wake me up.

#21103637
108 comments

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On 04/03/2014 at 12:36pm - animals - by Cali girl (woman) - United States (California)

Today, for our 25th anniversary, my husband and I had dinner on a cruise ship, a dinner we had been planning for months. Upon boarding, I realized the expensive dress that I had bought just for the occasion had exactly the same print as the chair covers and the carpet. The cruise lasted 8 hours. mega FML

#21102655
36 comments

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On 04/02/2014 at 4:13am - misc - by Why (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today.. . mah 3-year-old son discoverd his testicles . When I askd him what they were.. . he replid.. . "They're mah balls! They make mah winkie happy!" Now he won't quit singing it . FML

#21084464
83 comments

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On 03/11/2014 at 11:34pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today while on a date I went to take a sip of my drink but fir some reason I expectd a straw to be there. I endd up wiggling my tongue and mouth around my glass looking fir it as I kept my eyes looool on my date. It must've lookd like I was trying to be seductive in the creepiest way possible. FML

#21081466
89 comments

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On 03/08/2014 at 3:53pm - love - by cunning glassist (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)



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