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Today, I was so bored that I filmed my goldfish while it was eating. FML

#923
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19633) - you deserved it (5293)

On 01/10/2009 at 3:21am - animals - by Crystal - Sent from mobile version

Today, to amuse my girlfriend I put on her sexy nightshirt and go out on the balcony for a smoke, wriggling about in front of her window. She laughs until one of her neighbors shouts "HELLO!" from the upper floor, grinning at the show. FML

#696
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13520) - you deserved it (8955)

On 01/03/2009 at 8:59pm - misc - by gabess - Sent from mobile version

Today, I am spending new year absolutely alone. My girlfriend canceled our plans the day before so she could spend it with alcohol and strangers. Somehow, I still love her. FML

#762
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24734) - you deserved it (10076)

On 12/30/2008 at 8:36pm - love - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, I just realised that the coworker I refused to leave my wife for is now happily married with someone else, while I'm now divorced. FML

#758
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I agree, your life sucks (10531) - you deserved it (26979)

On 12/29/2008 at 11:34pm - love - by - Sent from mobile version



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