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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 8 November 1989 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 389
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About PanicElement : I do cool things like name my cat from a character off of my favorite cartoon

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Today, while standing by the kitchen window I noticed a mouse running across our lawn on top of the snow. I called my two daughters to come see it, but by the time they got to the window a hawk was shredding the poor thing to pieces. My kids didn't stop crying for two hours. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28221) - you deserved it (6017)

On 01/06/2010 at 3:41am - animals - by motheroftwo (woman) - Norway (Oslo)

Today, I went to my little cousin's school to pick her up and it happened to be my old elementary school. I saw my old teacher and went up to say hi, and after a few minutes she goes "Aren't you the girl who's dad always came in drunk on parent's day?" Nice to know that's how I'm remembered. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26510) - you deserved it (2366)

On 12/11/2009 at 10:12pm - misc - by Childhood (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my best friend thought it would be funny push me off my bike. He thought it was even funnier when the paramedic accidentally dropped me. FML

#4983911
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43299) - you deserved it (2625)

On 09/01/2009 at 8:04pm - health - by Misterhippo (man) - United States (California)

Today, I got my first period. My dad bought me a card and had everyone in my family sign it. FML

#4787214
265 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52928) - you deserved it (4356)

On 08/24/2009 at 3:59pm - misc - by embarassed_chick (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was talking to my friend about my life and she stopped me mid-sentence and told me that my life makes her sad. FML

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On 02/01/2009 at 12:37pm - misc - by why... - United States (Michigan)



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