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Pandasaurus

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 27 December 1997 (18 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1895
  • Number of comments : 48
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Pandasaurus : meow.

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Visits<b>bc3g09</b> - the 10/24/2013 at 2:35pm<b>botanistjessica</b> - the 04/02/2013 at 8:24am<b>lmc94</b> - the 10/26/2012 at 10:02am

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Pandasaurus's favorite FMLs

Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML

by thatsucks / 02/28/2009 at 6:10am / United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire) / Love

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try anal sex. When he was done, I turned around to see him holding a strap-on with a smile on his face and said 'Now, do me'. FML

by Picaresque / 02/26/2009 at 12:57pm / United States (Missouri) / Intimacy

Today, I was a TA for a history class and the class was taking a test. About halfway through, I noticed one kid had a small piece of paper in his hand. I ran up the row, grabbed his test, and ripped it into four pieces. Then I took the note from him. It said "I believe in you, -Mom." FML

by Noname / 02/26/2009 at 10:30am / United States (Michigan) / Work

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

by offbeans / 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm / United States (California) / Kids