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About PandaPandaPandaX : I love music of the alternative genre and think that comedy and budget horror films are awesome! Stumble Upon is my favourite form of procrastination :) and reading FML is pretty time consuming too. :P I'm pretty sure no one ever reads these things. I'm from Pluto, and am planning to annihilate the ones who decided my home was no longer a planet.
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, my boyfriend and I got into a fight about a clogged toilet. He was yelling about not having enough money to buy a better plunger and so I stormed out to buy one myself. While pulling his truck into traffic, a car hit me causing $1000 in damage. FML
Today, I was on Facebook when I saw a link about what Pokémon would look like if they had genitals. I'm not quite sure why, but I decided to click it, and at that exact moment, my brother and his friend walked in. They told my mom I was looking at Pokémon porn. I'll never be able to live this down. FML
Friday 2 October 2015