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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 10 December 1992 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 156
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About PandaBear393 : Hallo dere.? My name is Jean François Louie Sabot. I live in da woods with my pet moose, Réné-Charles, my son (he's my brother too) Jean François Louie Sabot Laroque the secund, and my wife Thèrese Sabourin. Sometimes, we and Thèrese fight over our welfare checks, but we always make up over a tub of poutine. Thèrese is da best woman I could ever have...shes a good sister too. Me and Réné-Charles love drinking Pepsi and eating maple syrup in our trailer park.
See you next time,
Jean François Louie Sabot

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Today, I took my new girlfriend to meet my grandmother. We were drinking coffee when my gran leaned to one side and let out a huge fart. Proud of herself, she added, "That one didn't pay his rent on time!" Coffee came out of my girlfriend's nose. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32082) - you deserved it (4552) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/29/2013 at 2:56pm - love - by jay ze punk - France (Rhone-Alpes)

Today, a friend informed me that my dog's name means "penis" in Greek. I live in a predominantly Greek neighbourhood, and apparently I've been screaming for "dong" every evening for the past 3 years. No wonder they don't talk to me much. FML

#20405418
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30046) - you deserved it (8580)

On 12/18/2012 at 10:30am - misc - by Dog_Lover (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I got into a car accident. The guy wouldn't give me his information, but instead stood there saying, "Like a good neighbor, Statefarm is there." FML

#20176033
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25286) - you deserved it (1775)

On 11/24/2012 at 12:55am - misc - by Read The Fine Print - United States (California)

Today, I drank a fifth of vodka before I took my political science final. My professor later called me to tell me that I had written "Obama is a beautiful chocolate man" to every essay question. FML

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On 12/09/2011 at 1:11am - misc - by blondie101 - United States

Today, my whole family piled into our station wagon just to watch my mom take part in an arm wrestling contest. FML

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58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20212) - you deserved it (3332)

On 09/01/2011 at 5:55am - misc - by Chris75 - United States (Oregon)

Today, while working at Subway, a man ordered a sub with avocado. When I told him it was no longer available, he screamed, spit in my face and ran out, pushing over an innocent bystander in the process. FML

#17142025
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31663) - you deserved it (2969)

On 07/16/2011 at 10:46pm - work - by sandwichmaker - United States (Illinois)

Today, my drunk dad started yelling at my dog for not having a job. FML

#15962479
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44869) - you deserved it (4801)

On 04/28/2011 at 11:53am - animals - by Cecilly2010 -

TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML

#15415559
253 comments

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On 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)

Today, I walked outside to see my friend frantically waving and running at me, yelling something I couldn't understand. I smiled and started to jog over to him until I realized he was screaming "RUN!!!" We spent the next 10 minutes running from his neighbor's 5 vicious chihuahuas. FML

#14080015
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On 12/04/2010 at 2:08am - misc - by chi-huaHUA - United States

Today, I got to work in the ER at the local hospital. A lady came in with high blood sugar. She was concerned because the same thing happened to her husband. I reassured her, telling her she'll be back with her husband in an hour or so. Her husband died four years ago from something similar. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25464) - you deserved it (6770)

On 11/05/2009 at 7:40pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Colorado)



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