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About Palindromesque : Just got here officially. Sarcasm arrives to address those least likely to get it.

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Today, I explained to my roommate that if she kept using all of our kitchen utensils as sex toys and hoarding them because of the varying degrees of orgasms she could achieve, we wouldn't be able to cook or eat in our own house. FML

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