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Palindromesque

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Palindromesque

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About Palindromesque : Just got here officially. Sarcasm arrives to address those least likely to get it.

This really is bananas.

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Today, I walked into my house and saw it was flooded. I went upstairs to the bathroom to see the toilet overflowing and my boyfriend holding my dog over it so he could drink it. My boyfriend said he didn't know what else to do. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31632) - you deserved it (3298)

On 10/16/2014 at 4:53pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, I explained to my roommate that if she kept using all of our kitchen utensils as sex toys and hoarding them because of the varying degrees of orgasms she could achieve, we wouldn't be able to cook or eat in our own house. FML



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