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Paigeerific
  • Town/Country : Everett, America
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 13 August 1996 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 45
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Paigeerific : I'm just an ordinary teenage girl addicted to FML. FML.

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Today, my wedding ring went missing. Later, my 3-year-old came to me crying, he'd got it stuck on his penis. When I tried to get it off, he peed on me. FML

#20108644
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25704) - you deserved it (2425)

On 10/09/2012 at 1:53am - kids - by anonymous - United States

Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend. It was going well until she started talking dirty, saying stuff like, "You like my tushy, baby?" "I want to fellate you so bad," and "You'll need some ice after this one." My boner practically retracted into my body. FML

#18954927
266 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23502) - you deserved it (3636)

On 01/30/2012 at 7:25pm - intimacy - by ugh (man) - United States

Today, after trying to find the perfect picture for the guy I have a huge crush on, I finally found one and sent it to him. His return picture? Himself in a Batman mask and sombrero. FML

#18516515
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14522) - you deserved it (8533)

On 12/15/2011 at 12:00am - love - by scribbles1475 (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, while at my friend's house, I decided to climb up on a shelf and pounce on him when he came back downstairs. When I heard someone coming, I assumed it was him and pounced. It was his grandma carrying the laundry. FML

#13419509
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5225) - you deserved it (28412)

On 10/12/2010 at 11:06am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was driving down the road. A giant seagull flew into my windsheild and shattered it. If that is not bad enough, the carcass slid up my windshield, into my sunroof, and suddenly I had a bloody, dead passenger. FML

#13368913
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23616) - you deserved it (1932)

On 10/08/2010 at 7:08pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)



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