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by anonymous / 10/09/2012 at 1:53am / United States / Kids
Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend. It was going well until she started talking dirty, saying stuff like, "You like my tushy, baby?" "I want to fellate you so bad," and "You'll need some ice after this one." My boner practically retracted into my body. FML
by ugh / 01/30/2012 at 7:25pm / United States / Intimacy
by scribbles1475 / 12/15/2011 at 12:00am / United States (Colorado) / Love
Today, while at my friend's house, I decided to climb up on a shelf and pounce on him when he came back downstairs. When I heard someone coming, I assumed it was him and pounced. It was his grandma carrying the laundry. FML
by Anonymous / 10/12/2010 at 11:06am / United States / Miscellaneous
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