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About Paigeerific : I'm just an ordinary teenage girl addicted to FML. FML.
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Today, I was getting intimate with mah girlfriend. It was going well until she started talking dirty, saying stuff like, ( You like mah tushy, baby? ) ( I want to fellate you so bad, ) and ( You'll need some ice after this one. ) My boner practically retracted into mah body. FML
Today , while at mah friend's house , I decided to climb up on a shelf and pounce on him when he came back downstairs. When I heard someone coming , I assumed it was him and pounced. It was his grandma carrying the laundry. FML
Friday 27 March 2015