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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 13 August 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 199
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Paigeerific : I'm just an ordinary teenage girl addicted to FML. FML.

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That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.

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It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.

I agree, their lives suck

200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

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Paigeerific's favorite FMLs

Today, my wedding ring went missing. Later, my 3-year-old came to me crying, he'd got it stuck on his penis. When I tried to get it off, he peed on me. FML

#20108644
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33191) - you deserved it (3452)

On 10/09/2012 at 1:53am - kids - by anonymous - United States

Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend. It was going well until she started talking dirty, saying stuff like, "You like my tushy, baby?" "I want to fellate you so bad," and "You'll need some ice after this one." My boner practically retracted into my body. FML

#18954927
264 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30858) - you deserved it (4967)

On 01/30/2012 at 7:25pm - intimacy - by ugh (man) - United States

Today, after trying to find the perfect picture for the guy I have a huge crush on, I finally found one and sent it to him. His return picture? Himself in a Batman mask and sombrero. FML

#18516515
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18977) - you deserved it (9518)

On 12/15/2011 at 12:00am - love - by scribbles1475 (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, while at my friend's house, I decided to climb up on a shelf and pounce on him when he came back downstairs. When I heard someone coming, I assumed it was him and pounced. It was his grandma carrying the laundry. FML

#13419509
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6918) - you deserved it (38889)

On 10/12/2010 at 11:06am - misc - by Anonymous - United States



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