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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 21 December 1984 (30 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1874
  • Number of comments : 31
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About PaigeCPony : I'm a first year law student who loves to ride (Western and English, though I'm focusing on Dressage right now). I am addicted to the internet and Led Zeppelin.
I try not to be mean when I comment on FML and similar sites, but some of the comments are so painfully ignorant that I feel they must be addressed. If you're reading my profile because I hurt your feelings, I apologize, and feel free to message me if you think I was wrong to say whatever I said.

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Today, I went on a date with a guy for the first time. We went to Starbucks and got coffee. We talked for a while, and we were joking and having a good time. Suddenly, he put his hand on my stomach and said, "Soon, this will be plump with my seed." FML


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On 04/06/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by creepermagnet (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, it's my 18th birthday. My parents got me a $5 gift certificate to iTunes. It came for free with the iPhone they just bought my sister for her middle school graduation. FML


I agree, your life sucks (636803) - you deserved it (42073)

On 03/24/2009 at 5:15pm - misc - by happybirthday (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my first girlfriend of over 3 years left me for another guy. She said she's looking for someone who can financially provide for her in the future. The dude owns a T-Mobile kiosk. I'm going to medical school. FML


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On 03/15/2009 at 2:29pm - love - by thankskimi (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML


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On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

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