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  • Birth Date : Monday 16 April 1990 (25 years)
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About PTERONOPHOBIA : I dare the atheists to get into a theological debate with me in the comments.

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Today, I was serving a family at the restaurant where I work. When I went to ask the little girl what she wanted, I was tongue-tied and got "cutie" and "hun" mixed up and ended up asking, "What can I get for you, cuntie?" FML


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On 05/08/2009 at 4:53pm - work - by keeks_25 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was going on a dinner date with a girl I had just met. After I picked her up I asked her if she would like to get lobster. She looked at me and asked if those were the red ones. Confused I nodded. She replied, "Sorry, I don't eat red meat." I laughed. She was serious. FML


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On 04/06/2009 at 1:15pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was in IKEA, furniture shopping with my dad. He was looking at one couch that was particularly small. I said "dad that couch is for like a midget." I look over to see a midget looking at me, sitting on the same couch in a different color. He definitely heard me. FML


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On 04/04/2009 at 11:40pm - misc - by Nikki (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my girlfriend was giving me head while I was watching Star Trek and I accidentally called her Spock. FML


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On 03/12/2009 at 5:30am - intimacy - by Noname (man) - New Zealand (Canterbury)

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