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PTERONOPHOBIA

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 16 April 1990 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 215173
  • Number of comments : 334
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About PTERONOPHOBIA : I dare the atheists to get into a theological debate with me in the comments.

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Today, I was serving a family at the restaurant where I work. When I went to ask the little girl what she wanted, I was tongue-tied and got "cutie" and "hun" mixed up and ended up asking, "What can I get for you, cuntie?" FML

#1751488
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (78888) - you deserved it (24282)

On 05/08/2009 at 4:53pm - work - by keeks_25 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was going on a dinner date with a girl I had just met. After I picked her up I asked her if she would like to get lobster. She looked at me and asked if those were the red ones. Confused I nodded. She replied, "Sorry, I don't eat red meat." I laughed. She was serious. FML

#834791
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62956) - you deserved it (5611)

On 04/06/2009 at 1:15pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was in IKEA, furniture shopping with my dad. He was looking at one couch that was particularly small. I said "dad that couch is for like a midget." I look over to see a midget looking at me, sitting on the same couch in a different color. He definitely heard me. FML

#809473
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25859) - you deserved it (62538)

On 04/04/2009 at 11:40pm - misc - by Nikki (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my girlfriend was giving me head while I was watching Star Trek and I accidentally called her Spock. FML

#279733
522 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54727) - you deserved it (317544)

On 03/12/2009 at 5:30am - intimacy - by Noname (man) - New Zealand (Canterbury)



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