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PJB4466
  • Town/Country : Syracuse, NY, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 9 November 1991 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 5144
  • Number of comments : 42
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Today, I was hurrying for the bus home from work. It was raining and I had my umbrella up. As I hurried by two women, I felt my umbrella hit one of them on the head. I turned to apologise and saw her standing with her hands on her newly bald head. My umbrella had lifted her wig off her head. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37883) - you deserved it (4022)

On 08/31/2009 at 10:48am - misc - by Karen (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, while shopping in the FML store I bought the "Retro Sport Tee," I didn't notice you are supposed to put your own "FML" on the shirt. Mine says "Today, Your Text Here. FML." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21275) - you deserved it (73254)

On 05/31/2009 at 8:03am - misc - by deucelututi - United States (New York)



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