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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 16 October 1987 (29 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 43241
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 8 posted

About PIRATE_ : I'm musical, actually. Whenever I'm not pillaging villages or plundering women, you can find me enjoying a good book, or a swig of rotgut.

PIRATE_'s page activity

Visits<b>BeetleBug96</b> - the 11/30/2016 at 2:47am<b>lindseyj17</b> - the 11/16/2016 at 1:23am<b>f16poom</b> - the 09/16/2016 at 9:33pm<b>xochilzarate</b> - the 09/14/2016 at 9:34pm<b>paigexox0</b> - the 08/22/2016 at 11:04pm<b>Saxicolous</b> - the 08/21/2016 at 2:04am<b>sparky82</b> - the 08/18/2016 at 11:41am<b>EvilPandaxD</b> - the 08/01/2016 at 10:53pm<b>elizabeth_black</b> - the 08/01/2016 at 8:24pm<b>player20270</b> - the 07/18/2016 at 4:47pm<b>bolee997</b> - the 07/17/2016 at 12:52am<b>Dreamer_in_Time</b> - the 06/30/2016 at 12:01am<b>nesteremily</b> - the 06/19/2016 at 3:25am<b>mermaidgirlie</b> - the 06/08/2016 at 5:49pm<b>LadyAthena</b> - the 06/05/2016 at 9:48pm<b>sammie2new</b> - the 06/03/2016 at 10:39pm<b>noodlemantra</b> - the 05/24/2016 at 4:41am<b>kitkat3308</b> - the 04/26/2016 at 11:40pm

Fucked!<b>elizabeth_black</b> - the 08/02/2016 at 2:24am<b>Dreamer_in_Time</b> - the 06/30/2016 at 6:01am<b>sammie2new</b> - the 05/31/2016 at 4:57am<b>rhiley</b> - the 03/26/2016 at 9:49am<b>UndeadCity9</b> - the 09/14/2015 at 7:12pm

PIRATE_'s FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

PIRATE_'s favorite FMLs

Today, I was pulled over for speeding. When the police officer approached me and asked for license and registration, I accidentally gave him my fake I.D. FML

by FakeID / 05/06/2009 at 4:05pm / United States (Georgia) / Transportation

Today, I found a box of birthday candles sitting on the coffee table. Bored, I lit one, and after a minute I threw it away and sat back down on the couch. I started looking at the box and noticed that it said "Magic Re-Lighting Candles" at the exact moment that my trash can burst into flames. FML

by Anonymous / 05/04/2009 at 4:28pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous

Today, I noticed that someone smeared "wash me" into the grime of my car. I decided to take it to get a wash. I pulled up, put my vehicle in neutral, and kicked back as it slowly started to move. You never realize how long it takes a sun roof to close until water is dumping on your head. FML

by Anonymous / 05/03/2009 at 7:06am / United States (Oregon) / Transportation