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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 9 September 1992 (22 years)
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  • Number of comments : 4
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Visits<b>KeannaLove</b> - the 06/27/2015 at 7:12am<b>goldcock19</b> - the 06/21/2015 at 8:20pm<b>Coachjoost79</b> - the 06/19/2015 at 8:58am<b>j_ochoa24</b> - the 06/18/2015 at 5:15pm<b>byattwain</b> - the 06/16/2015 at 4:26pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 06/15/2015 at 7:18pm<b>martin8337</b> - the 06/15/2015 at 2:24pm<b>imkool136</b> - the 06/15/2015 at 5:20am<b>Wizardo</b> - the 06/05/2015 at 6:13am<b>booze_n_bitches</b> - the 03/07/2015 at 5:56am<b>FoxHunt9119</b> - the 02/24/2015 at 9:27pm<b>Vunu</b> - the 02/24/2015 at 4:08pm<b>skygage</b> - the 02/22/2015 at 9:14am<b>Pleonasm</b> - the 02/19/2015 at 7:22am<b>eaglerob</b> - the 08/24/2014 at 10:17pm<b>inner_peace</b> - the 08/01/2014 at 2:19am<b>origamidragon</b> - the 06/26/2014 at 10:39pm<b>Chelsea_bella</b> - the 05/08/2014 at 7:26pm

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P2LA's favorite FMLs

Today, when I turned on the TV, there was a picture of a wanted murderer. The picture looked just like my boyfriend. FML

#21430015
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27160) - you deserved it (2366)

On 06/22/2015 at 7:26am - misc - by 1234 - United States (Florida)

Today, the main file and backups of the book I've been writing for 2 and a half years mysteriously vanished. It turned out my mum decided that me spending so much time in my room must mean I'm watching porn, and so she trashed everything. FML

#21424410
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29059) - you deserved it (2005)

On 06/11/2015 at 10:37am - misc - by 4lphab3t4 (man) - United Kingdom (Harrow)

Today, I was walking home with my boyfriend, when a guy pulled a knife and told us to hand over our money. My boyfriend blurted "I don't have shit, dude! She has tons of cash!" The moment the mugger turned to me, my boyfriend ran away at top speed. FML

#21419164
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35886) - you deserved it (2656)

On 06/01/2015 at 2:14pm - misc - by kash (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I visited my girlfriend's apartment for the first time. I guess she forgot to do some spring cleaning before I showed up, because I saw my laptop on her couch. The same laptop that was stolen from my house along with several other valuables last week. FML

#21387302
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35050) - you deserved it (2362)

On 04/04/2015 at 12:04am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I came home from work to find that my girlfriend had sold all of my N64 and Atari games and both the consoles and bought me a PS4 with the money. While I was standing there in shock, she kissed me on the cheek and said, "I know, I'm the greatest." FML

#21361122
462 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44443) - you deserved it (4026)

On 02/22/2015 at 3:41pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, the day before I'm supposed to leave for a long-anticipated trip to Europe, my mother admitted that she's never paid for it. She only told me she did so I would stop hinting that I wanted to go. I gave up Christmas for this trip. FML



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