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Ozuru
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  • Number of visits : 231
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About Ozuru : Grey hat. Favorite commenters: pradip, perdix, noor, and emilyjgraham (think I spelled those right).

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Today, my boyfriend of 2 weeks said that he was going to cook me dinner. After waiting for the frozen pizza that he decided to make for me to be completely cooked, he said, "Oh I hate this part", reached into the oven with his bare hands and took out the pizza, all while screaming. He is 24. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44631) - you deserved it (5213)

On 04/11/2013 at 11:42am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, was my grandmother's funeral and we had to sing. My dad is a horrible singer, and I tried my hardest not to laugh, I turned red faced and tears were falling from my eyes. My step mother held my hand and said that she was in a better place. I couldn't hold it any longer. I laughed my ass off. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15386) - you deserved it (35184)

On 07/29/2009 at 9:44pm - misc - by shewholaughsatthedead (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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