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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 510
  • Number of comments : 145
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Ozuru : Grey hat. Favorite commenters: pradip, perdix, noor, and emilyjgraham (think I spelled those right).

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Why am I up so early?

You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 am.

Hard at Work

Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

You sure know how to party?

You posted a comment on the 31st of December between 11pm and 1am. Happy New Year!

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Ozuru's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend of 2 weeks said that he was going to cook me dinner. After waiting for the frozen pizza that he decided to make for me to be completely cooked, he said, "Oh I hate this part", reached into the oven with his bare hands and took out the pizza, all while screaming. He is 24. FML


I agree, your life sucks (50473) - you deserved it (10845)

On 04/11/2013 at 11:42am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, was my grandmother's funeral and we had to sing. My dad is a horrible singer, and I tried my hardest not to laugh, I turned red faced and tears were falling from my eyes. My step mother held my hand and said that she was in a better place. I couldn't hold it any longer. I laughed my ass off. FML


I agree, your life sucks (19010) - you deserved it (46926)

On 07/29/2009 at 9:44pm - misc - by shewholaughsatthedead (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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