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Oz_Alice
  • Town/Country : The Abyss
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1066
  • Number of comments : 70
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, as I walked into my class, someone shouted at me, "Wild Snorlax Appeared! Use Your Ultra Balls!", since I am overweight and everyone in class laughed at me. I got made fun of by Pokémon nerds. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27836) - you deserved it (5429)

On 01/19/2010 at 7:03pm - misc - by snorlax (man) - United States (California)

Today, my mom and I were going to the store. I decided to stay in the car while she went in. In the car next to me, there was a dog in the driver's seat barking at me. Bored, I barked back at it until I realized there was someone in the passenger's seat watching me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6214) - you deserved it (25945)

On 12/23/2009 at 1:17am - animals - by ApolloandDixie (woman) - United States (North Carolina)



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