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OwenC
  • Town/Country : Dunfermline, Scotland
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 22 March 1993 (20 years)
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Today, before class I was trying to prove I can twist myself like the people on the front of my anatomy textbook, I got onto a table and twisted my ankles behind my head. Everyone seemed impressed until I farted so loudly that it echoed in the hallway. I couldn't get my legs unstuck. FML

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