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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 22 March 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 32431
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, before class I was trying to prove I can twist myself like the people on the front of my anatomy textbook, I got onto a table and twisted my ankles behind my head. Everyone seemed impressed until I farted so loudly that it echoed in the hallway. I couldn't get my legs unstuck. FML

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