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Today, while riding on the car with my family, I put on my headphones and pretended to be listening to music and when my parents talked to me, I pretended I couldn't hear them. They took this opportunity to discuss how fat I was and how I can't hold down a boyfriend. They were laughing as well. FML
by Solemnwishing / 07/13/2009 at 2:33pm / United States (Oregon) / Miscellaneous
Today, I finally got the courage to tell my parents that I'm gay. My mom said "Yeah, we know." When I asked how they knew, my dad, without looking up from the tv, said, "We've been monitoring your Internet history." FML
by Asterisk1009 / 06/29/2009 at 1:41am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
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