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  • Birth Date : Friday 15 October 1993 (20 years)
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Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He said no. FML

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327 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57645) - you deserved it (26158)

On 07/23/2009 at 10:26pm - love - by Ella (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was baby-sitting four rather noisy and rowdy kids. After a two hour struggle, I finally manage to get them into bed. I then ask them what they want before going to sleep, and the eldest replies: "Can you tell us a story where you die at the end?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29264) - you deserved it (2592)

On 12/29/2008 at 5:56am - kids - by Hellau - Sent from mobile version

Today, my Art Director once again turned down a demo model (for an advertisement) that I'd been working on for a week. This time he took his belt off and started thrashing the model to pieces. FML

#517
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I agree, your life sucks (23216) - you deserved it (1847)

On 12/14/2008 at 10:24pm - work - by Fuzy - Sent from mobile version

Today, my two year old girl said "motherfucker". Everyone laughed, even her grandparents. Our family is insane. FML

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On 12/03/2008 at 11:39pm - kids - by Noname - Sent from mobile version



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