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  • Town/Country : Houston, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 15 October 1993 (19 years)
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  • Number of comments : 12
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Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He said no. FML

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328 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50864) - you deserved it (21110)

On 07/23/2009 at 10:26pm - love - by Ella (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML

#761206
482 comments

I agree, your life sucks (199431) - you deserved it (58850)

On 04/02/2009 at 1:13am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, it's my birthday. My mom decided to wake me up by having our new, previously stray, cat thrown on top of me. I was awoken to two claws ripping across my face which needed 16 stitches to fix. Happy Birthday. FML

#559447
304 comments

I agree, your life sucks (113620) - you deserved it (4679)

On 03/23/2009 at 6:46pm - animals - by birthdayfun (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (461382) - you deserved it (573188)

On 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm - intimacy - by RC3Welly (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was baby-sitting four rather noisy and rowdy kids. After a two hour struggle, I finally manage to get them into bed. I then ask them what they want before going to sleep, and the eldest replies: "Can you tell us a story where you die at the end?" FML

#624
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23418) - you deserved it (1919)

On 12/29/2008 at 5:56am - kids - by Hellau - Sent from mobile version

Today, my Art Director once again turned down a demo model (for an advertisement) that I'd been working on for a week. This time he took his belt off and started thrashing the model to pieces. FML

#517
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17104) - you deserved it (1158)

On 12/14/2008 at 10:24pm - work - by Fuzy - Sent from mobile version

Today, my two year old girl said "motherfucker". Everyone laughed, even her grandparents. Our family is insane. FML

#446
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21017) - you deserved it (6100)

On 12/03/2008 at 11:39pm - kids - by Noname - Sent from mobile version



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