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  • Birth Date : Thursday 17 December 1992 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 4571
  • Number of comments : 17
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Othello22 : ((Warning: I swear like hell sometimes)) I’m a dedicated artist, who enjoys time off, by wondering around in unvisited areas of town or skateboarding. My creative mind usually takes over. Hoping to make a name for myself through my paintings and graphics. I believe strongly in having to earn your rewards in life.
One message is never enough for me so if you want a long chat I'm your person! If you want to get to l know me or share my passion for music and art let me know :)

ah, music is the reason i live!!
favorites include:Hot chip, le loup, fleet foxes, silversun pickups, passion Pit, Animal collective, crystal castles, of montreal, vampire weekend,free blood, moby...ect.
I have a MAJOR dubstep fetish ;3
I love UK bands too :) HADOUKEN!, and Late of the Pier. It doesn't matter where i am or what I'm doing, I NEED music! I dont speak twi-geek so dont bother. Anyways message me some love:) peace!!

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Today, I received the sweetest love letter from my boyfriend after having a bad day. After gushing about it and reading it to my friends, they said it reminded them of a letter that they'd seen online. He got it from a fill-in-the-blank love letter generator. FML

#6474495
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29733) - you deserved it (4827)

On 11/27/2009 at 3:09am - love - by Duped (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I realized that our generation will be remembered as the kids who liked sparkly vampires. FML

#6439149
341 comments

I agree, your life sucks (70637) - you deserved it (12056)

On 11/24/2009 at 7:08pm - misc - by buhknee - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I woke up to find that I left my headlights on last night. I found out by the headlights of my car smashed and a post-it note on my windshield saying "you accidentally left your headlights on... I took care of that for you". FML

#6296267
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27722) - you deserved it (5658)

On 11/14/2009 at 1:02am - misc - by ZINGER (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I told my boyfriend how happy I was with him. He responded by pulling down his pants and slapping his ass. I have no idea what that was supposed to mean. FML

#6268851
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32673) - you deserved it (5388)

On 11/12/2009 at 2:11am - love - by neuroticallyours (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, while walking in the mall, I spotted my ex boyfriend with his friends. To make myself look less lonely, I put my iPhone up to my ear and started an imaginary conversation with my invisible boyfriend. As I passed him, my phone started ringing loudly. It was him calling. He knew I was faking. FML

#5820033
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8272) - you deserved it (39510)

On 10/13/2009 at 9:34pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I went to my school to take my yearbook picture. I was wearing a shirt that said ANALOG on the front. When I bent in to take the picture, part of my shirt overlapped itself. Now I'm known as the ANAL kid in the yearbook. FML

#5002532
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38698) - you deserved it (16953)

On 09/02/2009 at 5:23pm - misc - by boytoy (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was driving past a farm that always has 4 chickens walking around outside. It always cheers me up to see them, but I couldn't find them. I wasn't watching the road so I didn't see when I ran over all 4 chickens. FML

#4863125
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16237) - you deserved it (49072)

On 08/27/2009 at 4:53pm - animals - by chickenlover (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was making out with my girlfriend at her house. When things started heating up, I heard the front door open and my girlfriend said that it must be her Dad. She handed me my clothes, pushed me out the window, and told me to knock at the front door. Her Dad answered, holding my shoes. FML

#4779323
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33197) - you deserved it (16598)

On 08/24/2009 at 5:57am - intimacy - by Mattyboy (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out my husband had bought my 1-year-old daughter a shirt that says "Birth Control Fail" in pink glittery letters. He even took her out in it while I was at work. FML

#4525246
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59710) - you deserved it (7150)

On 08/14/2009 at 12:57pm - kids - by ohgod (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, my friend decided to come clean to his parents about his pot usage. He told them that he did it with me on many occasions. His parents decided it would be the right thing to call my parents. Thanks a lot asshole. FML

#3165947
412 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26670) - you deserved it (60081)

On 06/24/2009 at 2:44am - misc - by jerk (man) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend and I took a late night drive, and after a while he stopped at a gas station and asked if I wanted anything I replied "guess". He came out and gave me a box of tampons. Apparently I've been bitchy. FML

#3112345
219 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15482) - you deserved it (64643)

On 06/22/2009 at 3:47am - misc - by tamp (woman) - United States (Montana)

Today, while working at a restaurant, I watched someone throw their car door open and hit the side of my brand new car for the third time this week. I told the woman to be more careful. She told my manager that I was being racist. As I was being yelled at, I watched her hit my car again, smiling. FML

#897353
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (81175) - you deserved it (3302)

On 04/10/2009 at 2:59am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Montana)

Today, my dad and I were at the grocery store buying toilet paper. As we walk out I see these two attractive guys that I know. My dad gets that I think they're cute, so he shouts "Hey babe, how's your stomach feeling now? Will this be enough for you?" They walk away laughing. FML

#719955
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (68878) - you deserved it (4360)

On 03/31/2009 at 3:04am - misc - by Krissy. (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend came up with this thrillingly romantic proposal: “I’m paying way too much income tax. How about we get married?” FML

#226
44 comments

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