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  • Birth Date : Thursday 17 December 1992 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 4607
  • Number of comments : 17
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Othello22 : ((Warning: I swear like hell sometimes)) I’m a dedicated artist, who enjoys time off, by wondering around in unvisited areas of town or skateboarding. My creative mind usually takes over. Hoping to make a name for myself through my paintings and graphics. I believe strongly in having to earn your rewards in life.
One message is never enough for me so if you want a long chat I'm your person! If you want to get to l know me or share my passion for music and art let me know :)

ah, music is the reason i live!!
favorites include:Hot chip, le loup, fleet foxes, silversun pickups, passion Pit, Animal collective, crystal castles, of montreal, vampire weekend,free blood, moby...ect.
I have a MAJOR dubstep fetish ;3
I love UK bands too :) HADOUKEN!, and Late of the Pier. It doesn't matter where i am or what I'm doing, I NEED music! I dont speak twi-geek so dont bother. Anyways message me some love:) peace!!

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Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. As I was beginning to enjoy and really get into it, I heard him say, "Oh my god, this is good shit." I looked up sexily, only to find that he was eating a Twinkie. FML

#7339757
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27266) - you deserved it (4930)

On 01/14/2010 at 3:36pm - intimacy - by scubai (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, after months of hardcore flirting with this incredibly attractive guy, he invited me to hang out. At which point he introduced me to his boyfriend. FML

#7239167
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33515) - you deserved it (6845)

On 01/09/2010 at 4:26pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I asked my husband if he thought I was pretty. He replied "compared to what?" He was serious. FML

#6990469
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26242) - you deserved it (6223)

On 12/28/2009 at 9:00am - love - by For (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was driving in the car with my boyfriend and he couldn't keep his hands off me. Nothing to complain about when your boyfriend likes to touch you, right? Except when he keeps smacking your jiggly thighs to watch the ripples and 'tenderize the pork chops'. FML

#6971374
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30732) - you deserved it (7096)

On 12/27/2009 at 9:19am - love - by porkythighs (woman) - Singapore

Today, I invited my boss and his family over for dinner. As usual, I bought his kids Christmas' presents, nothing too fancy though. This year, he had one more that wasn't here last year. So I just pulled something from under the tree to hand him. He opened it on the spot. It was my son's PS3. FML

#6933197
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9675) - you deserved it (45285)

On 12/25/2009 at 1:30am - work - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I learned just how much change a toddler can stuff in to a Nintendo Wii. I also learned that those things are put together with special screws. FML

#6919717
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21810) - you deserved it (3539)

On 12/24/2009 at 10:49am - kids - by Gameless Guy - United States

Today, I was down the pub with a mate and we got onto the subject of bar fights. I said I thought being glassed wouldn't actually hurt that much. My friend looks at me, calmly finishes his pint and then swiftly smashes his glass over my head. Turns out I was wrong. And we got kicked out. FML

#6856689
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8223) - you deserved it (30629)

On 12/20/2009 at 11:23pm - misc - by itstillhurts (man) - United Kingdom (Bristol)

Today, I was about to propose. I got on my knee in front of my girlfriend and opened the box. My friend thought it would be funny to replace the ring with a condom. FML

#6842155
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44129) - you deserved it (4013)

On 12/20/2009 at 3:14am - love - by Catholicguy (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was lying in bed with the worst stomach cramps ever. My boyfriend came, looked at me writhing in pain, and said, "Well at least if it's a tapeworm you'll get skinnier." FML

#6826046
73 comments

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On 12/19/2009 at 10:15am - love - by ouch (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, when my boyfriend and I were becoming intimate, his cat decides to jump onto the bed and lie right in between us. He then informs me that he wanted to stop to "preserve his cat's innocence." FML

#6824662
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26073) - you deserved it (4366)

On 12/19/2009 at 5:18am - love - by Madagascar (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my little brother punched me in the stomach. When I didn't flinch and he asked me why, I decided to be funny and tell him I was Iron Man and nothing could hurt me. Two seconds later he took a step back and kicked me in the nuts as hard as he could. FML

#6753896
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10500) - you deserved it (33219)

On 12/14/2009 at 6:46pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, I went to the grocery store where this really cute guy works. I swiped my card but the machine wouldn't read it. I swiped it quickly some more before getting frustrated and saying, "Your stupid machine doesn't work!" He took the card and turned it around. His face said it all. FML

#6741801
34 comments

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On 12/13/2009 at 8:27pm - misc - by MissSmarts (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I dropped my pencil in Bio and I leaned over to attempt to pick it up. Next thing you know it I tipped the desk over and I crashed onto my crush's lap with my face in his crotch. FML

#6722674
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30481) - you deserved it (5798)

On 12/12/2009 at 1:29pm - misc - by colorfulgina (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I tried to send my boyfriend a sexy picture. I took a close up picture of my face, and, trying to be sexy, had my naked body reflected on a mirror in the background. First thing he says: "Who the hell is that guy in the background?" FML

#6596856
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19828) - you deserved it (5993)

On 12/04/2009 at 7:48am - intimacy - by Not-so-sexy - United States (Washington)



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