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About Othello22 : ((Warning: I swear like hell sometimes)) I’m a dedicated artist, who enjoys time off, by wondering around in unvisited areas of town or skateboarding. My creative mind usually takes over. Hoping to make a name for myself through my paintings and graphics. I believe strongly in having to earn your rewards in life.
One message is never enough for me so if you want a long chat I'm your person! If you want to get to l know me or share my passion for music and art let me know :)
ah, music is the reason i live!!
favorites include:Hot chip, le loup, fleet foxes, silversun pickups, passion Pit, Animal collective, crystal castles, of montreal, vampire weekend,free blood, moby...ect.
I have a MAJOR dubstep fetish ;3
I love UK bands too :) HADOUKEN!, and Late of the Pier. It doesn't matter where i am or what I'm doing, I NEED music! I dont speak twi-geek so dont bother. Anyways message me some love:) peace!!
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Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. As I was beginning to enjoy and really get into it, I heard him say, "Oh my god, this is good shit." I looked up sexily, only to find that he was eating a Twinkie. FML
Today, I was driving in the car with my boyfriend and he couldn't keep his hands off me. Nothing to complain about when your boyfriend likes to touch you, right? Except when he keeps smacking your jiggly thighs to watch the ripples and 'tenderize the pork chops'. FML
Today, I invited my boss and his family over for dinner. As usual, I bought his kids Christmas' presents, nothing too fancy though. This year, he had one more that wasn't here last year. So I just pulled something from under the tree to hand him. He opened it on the spot. It was my son's PS3. FML
Today, I was down the pub with a mate and we got onto the subject of bar fights. I said I thought being glassed wouldn't actually hurt that much. My friend looks at me, calmly finishes his pint and then swiftly smashes his glass over my head. Turns out I was wrong. And we got kicked out. FML
Today, when my boyfriend and I were becoming intimate, his cat decides to jump onto the bed and lie right in between us. He then informs me that he wanted to stop to "preserve his cat's innocence." FML
Today, my little brother punched me in the stomach. When I didn't flinch and he asked me why, I decided to be funny and tell him I was Iron Man and nothing could hurt me. Two seconds later he took a step back and kicked me in the nuts as hard as he could. FML
Today, I went to the grocery store where this really cute guy works. I swiped my card but the machine wouldn't read it. I swiped it quickly some more before getting frustrated and saying, "Your stupid machine doesn't work!" He took the card and turned it around. His face said it all. FML
Today, I tried to send my boyfriend a sexy picture. I took a close up picture of my face, and, trying to be sexy, had my naked body reflected on a mirror in the background. First thing he says: "Who the hell is that guy in the background?" FML
Friday 22 May 2015