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Ostapijus
  • Town/Country : Lithuania
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 26 July 1992 (19 years)
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Today, my mom got drunk and decided to unwrap all my Christmas gifts and throw them at the wall. Ho, ho, ho. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22745) - you deserved it (1415)

On 12/25/2009 at 2:25am - misc - by sucks_brah (woman) - United States (New Mexico)

Today, I heard whimpering while I was in my bedroom. Thinking it was my parents doing something nasty, I let them do it and turned on my music. My parents came home from work and I realised they were never home. I went into the room and saw my dead dog laying on the floor. FML

#5959934 (199)

I agree, your life sucks (40255) - you deserved it (6689)

On 10/23/2009 at 3:13pm - love - by ashleyramsay (woman) - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, my mother told me I should think about quitting school. She explained that the reason was because she didn't want me to be more successful than my older sisters. FML

#4862674 (128)

I agree, your life sucks (45661) - you deserved it (1451)

On 08/27/2009 at 4:28pm - misc - by Kitty_Gem (woman) - United States

Today, for my birthday, my mom presented me with a $4,000 check to pay for my braces. I've been very self-conscious about my teeth for years. Everyone applauded and told me how happy they were for me. Later, my mom asked me for the check back. Apparently it was just meant to make her look good. FML

#4859599 (191)

I agree, your life sucks (54096) - you deserved it (1524)

On 08/27/2009 at 1:23pm - money - by crookedteeth (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I went to get food, I was late so my friend ordered for me. I took a few bites and it was getting hard to breathe. I realized it's a bluebery muffin, I'm deathly allergic. I look to my friend, she was laughing saying she wanted to see if it was true. I just got out of the hospital. FML

#4850568 (287)

I agree, your life sucks (52704) - you deserved it (3626)

On 08/27/2009 at 12:07am - health - by Hellohaileyexoh (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I caught my little brother peeping at my friend getting dressed in the bathroom. When I asked him what he was doing he said "I'm just doing what Ray does to you while you're in the bathroom." Ray is my new step dad. FML

#3563535 (293)

I agree, your life sucks (93164) - you deserved it (2591)

On 07/07/2009 at 8:36pm - intimacy - by Nicole (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I realized what my mom has been calling me for 20 years. She always calls me her "little fehler." With her being from Germany, I always thought it was a cute little nickname. Apparently, she's been calling me her "little mistake." FML

#1837844 (180)

I agree, your life sucks (75587) - you deserved it (3254)

On 05/11/2009 at 5:09am - misc - by mistake (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, for the first time ever, a woman saw my penis. I am 30 years old. The woman was my doctor. She snorted to cover a laugh and apologized. FML

#904646 (423)

I agree, your life sucks (173013) - you deserved it (21492)

On 04/10/2009 at 5:40pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I got a phone call saying I was no longer a bridesmaid for a wedding in June. It's my mom's 4th wedding. I'm getting replaced by our dog. FML

#400930 (124)

I agree, your life sucks (139168) - you deserved it (9499)

On 03/16/2009 at 10:41pm - animals - by Noname - United States (California)

Today, I had one of the worst panic attacks in years. I was worried nobody cared about me and that I had completely messed up my life. I was hyperventilating and crying hysterically. My mom walked by my room, looked at me, and said, "If you're going to make those noises, at least shut the door." FML

#365324 (162)

I agree, your life sucks (127028) - you deserved it (15263)

On 03/15/2009 at 11:38pm - misc - by Screwed (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. I cried and told him that I loved him. He gave me a quarter and told me to call someone who cared. I threw the quarter in his face and ran. I waited for the bus, but when I got on, I realized I was 25 cents short of the fare. I walked home in the rain. FML

#97632 (226)

I agree, your life sucks (167007) - you deserved it (33341)

On 02/21/2009 at 5:11pm - love - by GD (woman) - Canada (Quebec)



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