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Today, as I was running from the cops I jumped behind a bush to hide. Turns out it was a massive thorn bush. I later had the most painful shower I have ever experienced. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8548) - you deserved it (69056)

On 12/04/2011 at 10:22pm - misc - by Jess - United States (California)

Today, I almost got a blowjob for the first time. Except I came before I even got in her mouth. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43099) - you deserved it (17321)

On 12/04/2011 at 8:30pm - intimacy - by Rumpkis (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was dared to eat durian. With my reputation hanging in the balance, I bought one. Only after I opened it did I realize the extent of the dare. It smelled and tasted like dried cat shit that Satan himself had regurgitated. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11283) - you deserved it (33614)

On 07/24/2011 at 5:01pm - misc - by cadillacfrank - United States



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