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Orion_7
  • Town/Country : Auce, Latvia
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 17 September 1992 (20 years)
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About Orion_7 : I love sport however I'm a walking disaster

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Today, I went to see a fortune teller. She said one of my closest friends will die soon because of me. Frightened I hurried home to avoid meeting anyone I know. At home I found my goldfish floating on its back. Apparently I forgot to feed my closest friend for the past 3 days. FML

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