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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 17 January 1994 (22 years)
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  • Number of visits : 2584
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About OrgasmicBunnies : Im Jesse, and i love music. I play lead guitar for a band, and i love all kinds of metal, and rock. My favorite band is a hard choice between Pink Floyd and Pantera. I dislike Ebonics, and clothes hah.

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Today, I accidentally pocket dialed my sister while I was masturbating. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22938) - you deserved it (55795)

On 04/15/2011 at 1:34am - intimacy - by fmyhabit - United States (Utah)

Today, I found out I've been incorrectly sorting thousands of papers for the past two weeks. My boss wanted them sorted by date, but the co-worker who instructed me said to sort them into alphabetical order just to watch me fail. FML


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On 07/16/2010 at 7:48pm - work - by MSURebel70 (man) - United States (West Virginia)

Today, I learned that my mom's laptop was originally my Christmas gift. She opened it and decided she liked it so much she should have it. I got hot rollers. FML


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On 07/16/2010 at 7:43pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

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