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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 17 January 1994 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 2468
  • Number of comments : 269
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About OrgasmicBunnies : Im Jesse, and i love music. I play lead guitar for a band, and i love all kinds of metal, and rock. My favorite band is a hard choice between Pink Floyd and Pantera. I dislike Ebonics, and clothes hah.

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OrgasmicBunnies's favorite FMLs

Today, yep, pubic hair is still flammable. FML

#17253046
370 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12426) - you deserved it (56892)

On 07/25/2011 at 11:12am - health - by Smokey9 - United States (Florida)

Today, my mother tried to tell me that nicotine is the only substance that ensures weight loss, and that nicotine has been passed down in our family for over 5 generations of heavy smoking relatives. Then she encouraged me to start smoking. FML

#16776471
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42627) - you deserved it (3350)

On 06/21/2011 at 3:08am - health - by Caeru (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I received the only love letter I've ever gotten. Too bad it's from the guy who's been stalking me. FML

#16756639
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28356) - you deserved it (3685)

On 06/20/2011 at 1:21am - love - by Hello (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I had to go to a birthday party for 10 year old triplets. They've all been dead for more than 9 years. FML

#16755181
393 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43026) - you deserved it (6378)

On 06/20/2011 at 12:03am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I went camping with my girlfriend and best friend. They are now having blood-curdling sex in our tent. My friend is also my ride home. FML

#16746059
508 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56792) - you deserved it (6990)

On 06/19/2011 at 2:08pm - intimacy - by Username - United States (Texas)

Today, I had to be the one to break it to my daughter that WWE fighting was staged. She began crying. However, last month she didn't shed a single tear at her grandmother's funeral. FML

#16655787
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38784) - you deserved it (5405)

On 06/14/2011 at 2:08am - kids - by mk (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I had sex with a Juggalo. FML

#16534562
219 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15916) - you deserved it (57814)

On 06/06/2011 at 7:20pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I had to be an observer for a drug test at work. Me and two others got to watch 130 guys take a piss, and then leave work two hours later than everyone else. FML

#16460145
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28555) - you deserved it (2596)

On 06/01/2011 at 10:48pm - work - by evomadrid24 - United States (Arizona)

Today, I bought a car. After just ten minutes, my hub caps had been stolen. FML

#16458606
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28953) - you deserved it (3083)

On 06/01/2011 at 9:25pm - money - by GTR - United Kingdom

Today, I had to blow up an air mattress using only my lungs. After nearly passing out from lack of oxygen, I realized there was a hole in it. FML

#16454876
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21592) - you deserved it (27159)

On 06/01/2011 at 5:21pm - misc - by ven980 - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, the sewers in my town became overloaded. My basement is now filled with other people's poo. FML

#16454235
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40005) - you deserved it (2770)

On 06/01/2011 at 4:40pm - misc - by L -

Today, I'm too sunburned to masturbate. Now I have nothing to do. FML

#16432194
268 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21378) - you deserved it (65493)

On 05/31/2011 at 7:21am - intimacy - by Anonymous -

Today, while at work, a rather large woman came in and ordered a cheeseburger. When asking if she would like to supersize it, she took her purse, smacked me, and told me she wasn't fat, and how rude I was for calling her supersized. I was just doing my job. FML

#16430748
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42514) - you deserved it (4511)

On 05/31/2011 at 2:49am - work - by Me - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was walking through town when a rough looking woman asked me for a cigarette. I don't smoke but I offered her some apples, and she took two. As I continued on past her, she pegged both of them at me, hitting the back of my head. FML

#16413890
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37557) - you deserved it (11303)

On 05/30/2011 at 4:28am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I woke up to a mosquito feeding on my morning wood; probably the only thing that will ever suck my penis. FML

#16277810
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62705) - you deserved it (10845)

On 05/21/2011 at 5:07am - intimacy - by no one - United States (Alaska)



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