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Ookami87
  • Town/Country : Sweden
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 8 June 1987 (26 years)
  • Number of visits : 757
  • Number of comments : 26
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Ookami87 : Im Joakim the wise, you want to know more, text me! and your questions will be answered.

New friends are always welcome, you cant have enouge of friends!

Im from the north side of Sweden, like music, animals, sports, anime, movies and books.

ps. its not me on profile pic ;) its Shio Sakaki, a favorite from my favorite manga! and yes i know its a bad joke :)

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Today, I realized my girlfriend has way more friends than I do. How did I realize this? She called me to tell me she was at the beach with her friends and how much fun she was having. I was playing WoW in my room, and my friends don't answer my texts. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9847) - you deserved it (19846)

On 03/16/2010 at 1:12am - misc - by LonelyBoy (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was walking with my girlfriend of a year and a half on the beach. Everything was fine until she saw a plane with a banner behind it saying "Cassie, will you marry me?" She said yes. I didn't order a plane. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38352) - you deserved it (3117)

On 03/16/2010 at 12:50am - love - by ManInTrouble - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend bought me a voice personalized build-a-bear. I thought he was going to propose to me through it, only to press the foot of the bear and hear "we should break up" instead. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29668) - you deserved it (2569)

On 12/14/2009 at 12:00pm - misc - by samgonzalessb - United States (Texas)



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