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  • Birth Date : Friday 3 January 1997 (17 years)
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Today, I woke up to a guy outside my house, who wanted to give me flowers and take me out on a date. Aside from it all being pretty fucking creepy anyway, the guy is my not quite right in the head second cousin, who's apparently now head-over-heels in love with me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24486) - you deserved it (1947)

On 06/12/2012 at 8:24pm - love - by Az (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I proudly told my elitist dad that I now have a beautiful girlfriend. He didn't believe me, so I showed him her Facebook. He demanded that I stop seeing her, saying that the duck-facing in her avatar was the hallmark of "a lower form of being" who would only ever shame our family. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10680) - you deserved it (26499)

On 06/12/2012 at 7:39pm - love - by idontgetit (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, before my girlfriend gave me a blow job, she put on goggles. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31149) - you deserved it (15522)

On 11/26/2011 at 10:09am - intimacy - by hitintheeye - Canada (Ontario)



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