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Today, I found out I'm going to be a grandfather. I'm 29, my son is 13 and the girl in question is 16. FML


I agree, your life sucks (63926) - you deserved it (39565)

On 06/17/2013 at 6:49pm - kids - by young grandpa - United States (Georgia)

Today, my parents asked me if I was sexually active. My grandma then screamed from upstairs, "She's not even physically active!" FML


I agree, your life sucks (52753) - you deserved it (15575)

On 03/18/2013 at 4:59am - intimacy - by Susan (woman) - Ireland

Today, I woke up after a night of drinking to find that while I was passed out someone stole my prosthetic leg. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35556) - you deserved it (6349)

On 11/12/2012 at 10:10am - health - by poserpilot - United States (California)

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