About Omnomnymous : Woah! Someone actually checked out my profile!? Well...welcome I suppose. My name is Liston, I'm 22, and I want to be a Paramedic/Firefighter :) Starting school in March, so for now I'm just working and enjoying the lulz in the big pertidish we call life!
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