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  • Town/Country : Ft. Lauderdale, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 6 December 1991 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 70
  • Number of comments : 14
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Today, my mum asked me, "Shouldn't you be cleaning your room?" On impulse, I replied, "Shouldn't you be in the kitchen?" I've never been hit so hard in my life. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28708) - you deserved it (95647)

On 04/22/2013 at 3:19am - misc - by Anon - Singapore

Today, I moved in with my new roommate. She's a vegetarian, and won't let me put my meat in the fridge because it will "contaminate her food". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23822) - you deserved it (4179)

On 01/07/2012 at 6:11am - misc - by merrymary - United States (District of Columbia)



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