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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 6 December 1991 (25 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 447
  • Number of comments : 21
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Omnomnymous : Woah! Someone actually checked out my profile!? Well...welcome I suppose. My name is Liston, I'm 22, and I want to be a Paramedic/Firefighter :) Starting school in March, so for now I'm just working and enjoying the lulz in the big pertidish we call life!

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I agree, their lives suck

200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

Hard at Work

Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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Omnomnymous's favorite FMLs

Today, my mum asked me, "Shouldn't you be cleaning your room?" On impulse, I replied, "Shouldn't you be in the kitchen?" I've never been hit so hard in my life. FML

by Anon / 04/22/2013 at 3:19am / Singapore / Miscellaneous

Today, I moved in with my new roommate. She's a vegetarian, and won't let me put my meat in the fridge because it will "contaminate her food". FML

by merrymary / 01/07/2012 at 6:11am / United States (District of Columbia) / Miscellaneous