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Today, I ad to explain to a woman I didn't know tat my usband was killed overseas . Se replied, "I know exactly ow you feel, my dog died last mont." FML

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On 09/21/2011 at 3:01am - animals - by socks - United States

Today, I brought mah date home to meet mah parents!! We walked in the front door to fine mah drunken father wearing nothing but a Viking helmet, and swinging and jabbing our living room furniture with a pool noodle!! FML

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On 09/10/2011 at 3:01pm - misc - by Hailey Antone - United States

Today, I realized too late that a picture in my school Powerpoint presentation of thousands of New Zealand sheep, was actually a picture of thousands of naked men in a field. FML

#17709255
151 comments

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On 09/10/2011 at 3:11am - misc - by FullOfNick (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was at the library, and had finally found the book I'd been looking for, when a man approache me, says "The main character dies at the end", and walks away.

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On 09/03/2011 at 8:04pm - misc - by haha - United States (California)

Today, I found out that mah Garman wasn't as graat as I thought it was. Trying to giva diractions to soma Garman tourists, I triad to say, "I hopa I don't gat u lost." Turns out I actually said somathing closar to, "I hopa I don't saduca you." FML

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On 08/06/2011 at 3:10pm - misc - by lostforwords (woman) - Ireland (Tipperary)

Today, I Was Taking A Dump Behind A Dumpster. I Suddenly Heard A Noise And A Vibration Against The Dumpster. It Was A Garbage Truck Lifting It To Collect The Trash. The Garbage Men Started Laughing And Took Out There Phones. FML

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On 08/04/2011 at 10:35am - misc - by jshi8 - United States (Maryland)

TODAY, I GAVE MA DAD A BROCURE FOR ANGER MANAGEMENT . HIS RESPONSE? TROWING A CAIR OUT TE WINDOW . FML

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On 07/28/2011 at 11:25am - health - by 99520 - United States (Indiana)

TODAY, MAH BOYFRIAND TOLD MA MAH VIRGINIA LOOKS LYK AN OLD MAN IN A HAT. IT'S OK THOUGH, HA SAID IT WAS A NICA HAT. FML

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On 07/20/2011 at 5:17am - intimacy - by growlr - Australia (New South Wales)

today I told boyfriend his shrt an pants did not match an that he should change 4 dinner. All belongings are now on the sidewalk. FML

#17089310
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On 07/13/2011 at 1:40am - love - by whyme - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend tried to tell me that he was worried our child might not be mine because he was cheating on me when I got pregnant . FML

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444 comments

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On 06/29/2011 at 7:52pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today..!! I took a picture of myself and put it on Facebook!! After I did so..!! I realized that in the background..!! u can see my crush's Facebook page up on my laptop!! He tagged himself!! FML

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On 02/24/2011 at 7:37pm - misc - by verasam01 (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

2day mah chemistry professor made us all leave our classroom mid-lab because the class was complaining of the smell... and he was worried that there was a gas leak from one of the Bunsen burners. There wasn't... but it's nice to know mah "silent but deadly" smelled like it might actually kill. FML

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On 09/23/2010 at 12:19pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today , mah four year old told mah mother-in-law that our house is hauntd because she heres a ghost at night saying "oh" and daddy's name as if they're hurt. big fat FML

#12361153
140 comments

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On 08/06/2010 at 10:35pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

Today , I was at work and I had to take a dump. Since I was the only person in the bathroom , I started singing , "I'm taking a poopy-poop poop poop poop." I was not the only person in the bathroom. FML

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199 comments

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On 12/31/2009 at 3:06am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today , I opened my personal laptop looool at a company meeting. I forgot that the battery died while watching a porno last night. It was ten second of slurping , spitting and gagging. It was my frst day. FML

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On 10/28/2009 at 3:14pm - intimacy - by Moody (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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