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Today, my boyfriend and I were making love for the first time, when out of nowhere my cat meowed from the doorway. My boyfriend sighed, pulled out, and exasperatedly called me a selfish bitch for not having put my cat outside. FML
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On 05/02/2012 at 6:06pm - intimacy - by S12Sophia (woman) - France
Today, I was looking through my Internet browsing history. Apparently my wife had searched "How to have an affair without getting caught". FML
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On 04/17/2012 at 2:11pm - love - by Jason199615 - United States (Missouri)
Today, I have been awake so long I hallucinated a llama in my living room. I have a medical condition that keeps me from sleeping properly. I've run out of medication. I still see the llama. FML
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On 04/17/2012 at 5:38am - health - by SeeingLlamas (woman) - United States (Tennessee)
Today, a guy asked me out and said he was going to take me to a fancy restaurant where they make the food in front of you. I love Japanese food, so I was really excited. We went to Subway. FML
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On 04/11/2012 at 12:54pm - love - by mista_sandy (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my boyfriend and I went to a basketball game. A very pretty woman sat next to him. During the third quarter, the kiss cam came on. But it didn't show him and me, it showed him and the other girl. And they kissed. FML
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On 04/07/2012 at 11:19pm - love - by jordyn173 - United States (Oklahoma)
Today, I was escorted out of the building for getting in a scuffle at my anger management class. FML
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On 04/07/2012 at 3:30pm - misc - by breakfast tea (man) - Hong Kong
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through a text message. In retaliation, I started typing a long list of everything I hate about her. Just as I pressed the send button, she text me again saying "Just joking. You know I'd never leave you. Love you babe :)" FML
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On 03/04/2012 at 12:02am - love - by Autocorrected (man) - Philippines (Bulacan)
Today, someone actually thought it was appropriate to compare my mother's death to the death of their cat. FML
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On 02/20/2012 at 8:05pm - misc - by ashleigh_anarchy (woman) - Australia
Today, I went to the gas station, paid the clerk, and drove off without pumping any gas. FML
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On 01/26/2012 at 11:46pm - money - by ChevRooon - United States
Today, I accidentally slammed a door on my own arm flab. FML
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On 01/26/2012 at 11:45am - health - by Anonymous - United States (Rhode Island)
Today, a kid came trick or treating to my house. When I told him Halloween was nearly two weeks ago, his reaction was to savagely kick me in the shin and run off screaming obscenities. This is the same kid who broke down in tears when I gave him candy on the real Halloween. FML
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On 11/11/2011 at 9:04pm - kids - by Username - United States (Maryland)
Today, I cut my penis on a desk fan. FML
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On 11/11/2011 at 10:53am - intimacy - by dumbassbuffet (man) - Canada (Manitoba)
Today, I went to a dinner party. I had a bad stomach, so I made a dash to the bathroom and forgot to lock the door. While I was in, I heard some voices outside. In a panic, my reflex was to get up and lock the door. I did so, while simultaneously shitting all over myself. FML
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Today, I found out that my 20-year-old boyfriend won't touch my boobs because he is afraid his parents will find out. FML
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On 11/09/2011 at 5:48pm - intimacy - by Great... (woman) - United States (Mississippi)
Today, I went over to my friend's house. We were teasing each other, when she stood up and began to jokingly walk away. Trying to be cute, I tried to pull her onto my knee. I miscalculated and she ended up sitting right on my boner. FML
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On 10/28/2011 at 7:39pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oklahoma)
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