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Omg_its_Chloe
  • Town/Country : Birmingham, England
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 551
  • Number of comments : 19
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About Omg_its_Chloe : Instagram: @fearlessed

Just a casual commenter here. You'll be pleased to know that I only comment when I have something to say, and will therefore not be tempted to splutter out the backlog of verbal diarrhoea in excitement of the possibility of getting the first comment.

I write for a reaction, and am quite sarcastic. Don't let it get to you.

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Today, I told my son to go clean his mess of a room. He yelled, "Dobby has no master! Dobby is a free elf!" and walked off. He turned 18 a week ago. FML

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320 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24595) - you deserved it (11925)

On 07/25/2012 at 6:54am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my sister was "sexting" her boyfriend over Apple messages. Since we share an iTunes account the messages appeared on my iPod. Apparently, he shouldn't be silly, and should wrap his willy. FML

#19841077
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24134) - you deserved it (2720)

On 06/24/2012 at 8:28pm - intimacy - by Addison - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend sat me down for a "confession". His confession consisted of him saying that "women are like a bag of chips," and that while you can love the smokey BBQ flavor, every once in a while you just have to go for some salt and vinegar. FML

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156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23757) - you deserved it (1912)

On 05/12/2012 at 4:04pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Egypt (Al Qahirah)

Today, I realized that my fiancé only touches me when he wants to have sex. Any other contact is purely accidental. FML

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143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22399) - you deserved it (2735)

On 02/18/2012 at 7:16am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)



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