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Omg_its_Chloe

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 992
  • Number of comments : 19
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About Omg_its_Chloe : Instagram: @fearlessed

Just a casual commenter here. You'll be pleased to know that I only comment when I have something to say, and will therefore not be tempted to splutter out the backlog of verbal diarrhoea in excitement of the possibility of getting the first comment.

I write for a reaction, and am quite sarcastic. Don't let it get to you.

Omg_its_Chloe's page activity

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Fucked!<b>alex_gen</b> - the 09/04/2015 at 5:47am

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Omg_its_Chloe's favorite FMLs

Today, I told my son to go clean his mess of a room. He yelled, "Dobby has no master! Dobby is a free elf!" and walked off. He turned 18 a week ago. FML

by Anonymous / 07/25/2012 at 6:54am / United States (California) / Kids

Today, my sister was "sexting" her boyfriend over Apple messages. Since we share an iTunes account the messages appeared on my iPod. Apparently, he shouldn't be silly, and should wrap his willy. FML

by Addison / 06/24/2012 at 8:28pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy

Today, my boyfriend sat me down for a "confession". His confession consisted of him saying that "women are like a bag of chips," and that while you can love the smokey BBQ flavor, every once in a while you just have to go for some salt and vinegar. FML

by Anonymous / 05/12/2012 at 4:04pm / Egypt (Al Qahirah) / Love

Today, I realized that my fiancé only touches me when he wants to have sex. Any other contact is purely accidental. FML

by Anonymous / 02/18/2012 at 7:16am / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy