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Today, I heard a student in the class I assist having trouble with a download. I walked over and showed him how to save to his flash drive, and how to use 7z to unzip said file. I then found out I'd just assisted him in downloading a half gig of porn during class. FML


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On 07/09/2009 at 11:00am - misc - by TingBarter (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I had to find a date for this banquet we did in my town every year. I paid my neighbor 40 bucks an hour to be my date. It was a 4 hour event. Best part: she got drunk and told the whole town I was paying her. FML


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On 06/08/2009 at 2:44pm - love - by twowords (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my fiancé proposed to me at the movies. The movie stopped in the middle, and my fiancé stands up, takes out a microphone and announces to the entire theatre that he loves me. Right when he went on one knee, someone shouts, "Turn the movie back on!", and throws a cup of coke at my head. FML


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On 05/10/2009 at 11:28pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had my first job interview and didn't have much of an appetite because of the nerves. So I grabbed a brownie that my roommate had left in the fridge and ate it on the train ride in to the city. About 20 minutes into my interview I was so stoned I couldn't speak. FML


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On 05/02/2009 at 2:28am - work - by Dunzo15 (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was bored at my job at Home Depot. I got a bar code tattoo 3 weeks ago and thought it would be funny to scan it. I'm a $5.98 160z claw hammer. FML


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On 04/09/2009 at 2:03am - work - by tool (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I told a girl I liked her. She replied, "Don't". FML


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On 02/19/2009 at 2:08am - love - by grlks (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I fell down the stairs twice. I fell from the top, stopped in the middle, stood up, stepped down one more step, tripped, and fell down the rest of the stairs. FML


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On 01/31/2009 at 12:25pm - misc - by Lars - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I met a girl who had a deeper voice than I do. FML


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On 01/21/2009 at 7:44pm - misc - by Daryll - United States (California)

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