About Olivxr : I'm lazy.
About Olivxr : I'm lazy.
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Today, I heard a student in the class I assist having trouble with a download. I walked over and showed him how to save to his flash drive, and how to use 7z to unzip said file. I then found out I'd just assisted him in downloading a half gig of porn during class. FML
by TingBarter / 07/09/2009 at 11:00am / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
Today, I had to find a date for this banquet we did in my town every year. I paid my neighbor 40 bucks an hour to be my date. It was a 4 hour event. Best part: she got drunk and told the whole town I was paying her. FML
by twowords / 06/08/2009 at 2:44pm / United States (Georgia) / Love
Today, my fiancé proposed to me at the movies. The movie stopped in the middle, and my fiancé stands up, takes out a microphone and announces to the entire theatre that he loves me. Right when he went on one knee, someone shouts, "Turn the movie back on!", and throws a cup of coke at my head. FML
by Anonymous / 05/10/2009 at 11:28pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
Today, I had my first job interview and didn't have much of an appetite because of the nerves. So I grabbed a brownie that my roommate had left in the fridge and ate it on the train ride in to the city. About 20 minutes into my interview I was so stoned I couldn't speak. FML
by Dunzo15 / 05/02/2009 at 2:28am / United States (New York) / Work
by tool / 04/09/2009 at 2:03am / United States (Nevada) / Work
by grlks / 02/19/2009 at 2:08am / United States (Massachusetts) / Love
by Lars / 01/31/2009 at 12:25pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
by Daryll / 01/21/2009 at 7:44pm / United States (California) / Love
- 1Today, my parents let me babysit my baby sister for the first time. About an hour after they left,… 2Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went… 3Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had…
- Today, as my dad was handing me my Christmas gift, he pats me on the shoulder and says, "These were… Today, I was having sex with this girl I met in stats class when my roommate walked in. He started… Today, my boyfriend and I were about to take our first shower together. When he came into the room,…